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  • pacaran adalah perbuatan haram, maka janganlah berpacaran. Dan jangan mau jika diajak pacaran. Akan tetapi tempuhlah jalan yang halal jika memang benar-benar cinta dan ingin menikah. Segeralah menikah dan jangan berpacaran. ================================== dan janganlah kamu mendekati zina. sesungguhnya zina itu adalah suatu perbuatan yang keji. dan suatu jalan yang buruk. [QS Al Isra':32] ==================================== JAUHILAH MUSIK DAN NYANYIAN KARENA BANYAK ULAMA YANG MENGHARAMKANNYA ====================================== Asy-Sya’bi berkata: “Sesungguhnya nyanyian itu menimbulkan kemunafikan dalam hati, seperti air yang menumbuhkan tanaman. Dan sesungguhnya berdzikir menumbuhkan iman seperti air yang menumbuhkan tanaman.” (Diriwayatkan Ibnu Nashr dalam Ta’zhim Qadr Ash- Shalah)
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  • wasiat untuk seluruh umat manusia

    kasihilah semua makhluk yang ada di muka bumi, niscaya Tuhan yang ada di atas langit akan mengasihimu.. =============================================== Cara mengasihi orang kafir diantaranya adalah dengan mengajak mereka masuk islam agar mereka selamat dari api neraka =============================================== wahai manusia, islamlah agar kalian selamat.... ======================================================
  • wasiat untuk seluruh umat islam

    ====================================== “Janganlah kamu saling dengki, saling membenci, saling mengintip rahasia, saling bersaing, saling mencari keburukan, saling menawar lebih tinggi untuk menipu pembeli sehingga menawar tinggi, saling memutuskan hubungan, saling bermusuhan, janganlah sebagian kalian menjual atas jualan yang lain. Jadilah kamu sekalian hamba-hamba Allah yang bersaudara sebagaimana yang diperintahkan Allah. Seorang muslim adalah saudara bagi muslim yang lain, tidak boleh menganiaya, tidak boleh menelantarkannya dan tidak boleh menghinanya. ============================================= Taqwa ada di sini, taqwa ada di sini, taqwa ada di sini kata Rasululloh Shallallahu’alaihi wasallam sambil menunjuk dadanya. ================================================= Cukuplah merupakan kejelekan seseorang apabila menghina saudaranya yang muslim. Setiap muslim terhadap muslim yang lain adalah haram darahnya, kehormatannya dan hartanya. Hati-hatilah bersangka buruk, karena sesungguhnya bersangka buruk adalah omongan yang paling dusta. ==================================================== Sesungguhnya Allah tidak melihat bentuk kamu dan hartamu, tetapi ia melihat hati dan perbuatanmu.” (riwayat Muslim dan Bukhari). ==========================================
  • BERIKANLAH SEDEKAH KEPADA FAKIR MISKIN, PENGEMIS, JANDA, BINATANG, DAN ANAK-ANAK TERLANTAR

    BERIKANLAH SEDEKAH KEPADA FAKIR MISKIN, PENGEMIS, JANDA, BINATANG, DAN ANAK-ANAK TERLANTAR ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Orang yang mengusahakan bantuan (pertolongan) bagi janda dan orang miskin ibarat berjihad di jalan Allah dan ibarat orang shalat malam (HR. Bukhari) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Barangsiapa ingin doanya terkabul dan dibebaskan dari kesulitannya hendaklah dia mengatasi (menyelesaikan) kesulitan orang lain. (HR. Ahmad) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bentengilah hartamu dengan zakat, obati orang-orang sakit (dari kalanganmu) dengan bersodaqoh dan persiapkan doa untuk menghadapi datangnya bencana. (HR. Ath-Thabrani) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turunkanlah (datangkanlah) rezekimu (dari Allah) dengan mengeluarkan sodaqoh. (HR. Al-Baihaqi) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tiap-tiap amalan makruf (kebajikan) adalah sodaqoh. Sesungguhnya di antara amalan makruf ialah berjumpa kawan dengan wajah ceria (senyum) dan mengurangi isi embermu untuk diisikan ke mangkuk kawanmu. (HR. Ahmad) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  • berbuat baiklah pada semua binatang, termasuk kepada anjing

    Kita tidak diperbolehkan menyiksa binatang dengan cara apa pun, atau membuatnya kelaparan, memukulinya, membebaninya dengan sesuatu yang ia tidak mampu, menyiksa atau membakarnnya. --------------------------------------------------- Rasulullah shallallahu ‘alaihi wasallam telah bersabda, “Seorang wanita masuk neraka karena seekor kucing yang ia kurung hingga mati. Maka dari itu ia masuk neraka gara-gara kucing tersebut disebabkan dia tidak memberinya makan dan tidak pula memberinya minum di saat mengurung nya, dan dia tidak membiarkannya (melepaskannya) supaya memakan serangga di bumi.” (HR. al-Bukhari) ------------------------------------------------------- Dan ketika beliau melewati sarang semut yang telah dibakar, beliau bersabda, “Sesungguhnya tidak ada yang berhak menyiksa dengan api selain Rabb (Tuhan) pemilik api.” (HR. Abu Dawud, hadits shahih) ---------------------------------------------- “Barangsiapa yang tidak berbelas kasih niscaya tidak akan dibelaskasihi.” (HR. al-Bukhari dan Muslim) ------------------------------------------------- “Kasihanilah siapa saja yang ada di bumi ini, niscaya kalian akan dikasihani oleh yang ada di langit.” (HR. at-Tirmidzi) -------------------------------------------------- Dibolehkan membunuh hewan-hewan yang membahayakan atau mengganggu seperti anjing buas, serigala, ular, kalajengking, tikus dan lain-lain karena Nabi shallallahu ‘alaihi wasallam telah bersabda, “Ada lima macam hewan fasik (buruk) yang boleh dibunuh di waktu halal (tidak ihram) dan di waktu ihram, yaitu ular, burung gagak yang putih punggung dan perutnya, tikus, anjing buas, dan rajawali.” (HR. Muslim). Juga terdapat hadits shahih yang membolehkan untuk membunuh kalajengking. ================================================
  • JAUHILAH MUSIK DAN NYANYIAN KARENA BANYAK ULAMA YANG MENGHARAMKANNYA

    ====================================== ‘Amr bin Syarahil Asy-Sya’bi rahimahullahu berkata: “Sesungguhnya nyanyian itu menimbulkan kemunafikan dalam hati, seperti air yang menumbuhkan tanaman. Dan sesungguhnya berdzikir menumbuhkan iman seperti air yang menumbuhkan tanaman.” (Diriwayatkan Ibnu Nashr dalam Ta’zhim Qadr Ash- Shalah, 2/636. Dihasankan oleh Al-Albani dalam At-Tahrim, hal. 148) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ibnu Abdil Barr rahimahullahu berkata: “Termasuk hasil usaha yang disepakati keharamannya adalah riba, upah para pelacur, sogokan (suap), mengambil upah atas meratapi (mayit), nyanyian, perdukunan, mengaku mengetahui perkara gaib dan berita langit, hasil seruling dan segala permainan batil.” (Al-Kafi hal. 191) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ath-Thabari rahimahullahu berkata: “Telah sepakat para ulama di berbagai negeri tentang dibenci dan terlarangnya nyanyian.” (Tafsir Al-Qurthubi, 14/56) ------------------------------------------------------------------- Syaikhul Islam Ibnu Taimiyyah rahimahullahu berkata: “Mazhab empat imam menyatakan bahwa alat-alat musik semuanya haram.” Lalu beliau menyebutkan hadits riwayat Al-Bukhari rahimahullahu . (Majmu’ Fatawa, 11/576) --------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------
  • wasiat bagi para pemuda

    ====================================== ‘Abdullah bin Mas’ud radhiyallahu ‘anhu berkata: “Barangsiapa di antara kalian yang ingin meneladani, hendaklah meneladani para Shahabat Rasulullah Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam. Karena sesungguhnya mereka adalah ummat yang paling baik hatinya, paling dalam ilmunya, paling sedikit bebannya, dan paling lurus petunjuknya, serta paling baik keadaannya. Suatu kaum yang Allah telah memilih mereka untuk menemani Nabi-Nya, untuk menegakkan agama-Nya, maka kenalilah keutamaan mereka serta ikutilah atsar-atsarnya, karena mereka berada di jalan yang lurus.” [Dikeluarkan oleh Ibnu Abdil Baar dalam kitabnya Jami’ Bayanil Ilmi wa Fadhlih II/947 no. 1810, tahqiq Abul Asybal Samir az-Zuhairy] ======================================
  • wasiat Imam al-Auza’i

    ====================================== Imam al-Auza’i rahimahullah (wafat th. 157 H) mengatakan: “Bersabarlah dirimu di atas Sunnah, tetaplah tegak sebagaimana para Shahabat tegak di atasnya. Katakanlah sebagaimana yang mereka katakan, tahanlah dirimu dari apa-apa yang mereka menahan diri darinya. Dan ikutilah jalan Salafush Shalih, karena akan mencukupi kamu apa saja yang mencukupi mereka.” [Syarh Ushul I’tiqaad Ahlis Sunnah wal Jama’ah 1/174 no. 315] --------------------------------------------------------------- Beliau rahimahullah juga berkata: “Hendaklah kamu berpegang kepada atsar Salafush Shalih meskipun orang-orang menolaknya dan jauhkanlah diri kamu dari pendapat orang meskipun ia hiasi pendapatnya dengan perkataannya yang indah.” [Imam al-Aajury dalam as-Syari’ah I/445 no. 127, di-shahih-kan oleh al-Albany dalam Mukhtashar al-‘Uluw lil Imam adz-Dzahaby hal. 138, Siyar A’laam an-Nubalaa’ VII/120] =================================================
  • Mengutip perkataan Syaikh Bin Baz rahimahullaahu

    “Zaman ini adalah zaman kelembutan, kesabaran dan hikmah, bukanlah zaman kekerasan (kebengisan). Mayoritas manusia saat ini dalam keadaan jahil (bodoh), lalai dan lebih mementingkan duniawiyah. Maka haruslah sabar dan lemah lembut sampai dakwah ini tersampaikan dan sampai mereka mengetahuinya. Kami mohon petunjuk kepada Alloh untuk semuanya.” (Majmu’ Fatawa Samahatul Imam Ibnu Bazz (Juz VIII, hal 376) dan (Juz X, hal. 91) =================================================
  • jadilah hamba-hamba Allah yang bersaudara

    ====================================== Segala puji hanyalah milik Alloh yang telah mempertautkan hati kaum mukminin dan menganjurkan mereka supaya bersatu padu dan saling berhimpun serta memperingatkan dari perpecahan dan perselisihan. -------------------------------------------------------- Saya bersaksi bahwa tiada sesembahan yang haq untuk disembah melainkan hanyalah Alloh semata yang tidak memiliki sekutu. Dialah yang mensyariatkan dan memudahkan, dan Dia terhadap kaum mukminin adalah sangat penyantun. ------------------------------------------------------ Saya juga bersaksi bahwa Muhammad adalah hamba dan utusan-Nya, yang diperintahkan dengan kemudahan dan berita gembira. ----------------------------------------------------- Beliau bersabda : Permudahlah dan janganlah kamu persulit, berikanlah kabar gembira dan janganlah membuat orang lari (dari kebenaran). ------------------------------------------------------ Permisalan kaum mukminin satu dengan lainnya dalam hal kasih sayang, tolong menolong dan kecintaan, bagaikan tubuh yang satu, jika salah satu anggotanya mengeluh sakit, maka seluruh tubuh akan merasa demam atau terjaga” --------------------------------------------------- Tidak ragu lagi, bahwa kewajiban Ahlus Sunnah di setiap zaman dan tempat adalah saling bersatu dan menyayangi di antara mereka serta saling bekerja sama di dalam kebajikan dan ketakwaan… ==================================================---------------
  • KHUTBATUL HAJAH

    ====================================== Sesungguhnya segala puji hanya milik Allah, kami memuji-Nya, meminta pertolongan kepada-Nya, dan meminta ampun kepada-Nya. Dan kami berlindung kepada Allah dari kejahatan jiwa-jiwa kami, dan dari keburukan-keburukan perbuatan kami. Barang siapa yang diberi petunjuk oleh Allah maka tidak ada yang menyesatkannya, dan barang siapa yang disesatkan oleh Allah maka tidak ada yang bisa memberinya petunjuk. Saya bersaksi bahwa tiada ilah yang berhak disembah kecuali Allah saja, dan saya bersaksi bahwa Muhammad adalah hamba dan utusan-Nya. ================================================ “Hai orang-orang yang beriman, bertaqwalah kepada Allah dengan sebenar-benar taqwa kepada-Nya; dan janganlah sekali-kali kamu mati melainkan dalam keadaan beragama Islam.” ================================================== “Hai sekalian manusia, bertaqwalah kepada Rabb-mu yang telah menciptakan kamu dari yang satu, dan darinya Allah menciptakan isterinya; dan dari keduanya Allah mengembang biakkan laki-laki dan perempuan yang banyak. Dan bertaqwalah kepada Allah yang dengan (menggunakan) nama-Nya kamu saling meminta satu sama lain, dan (peliharalah) hubungan silatur rahim. Sesungguhnya Allah selalu menjaga dan mengawasi kamu.” ========================================================= “Hai orang-orang yang beriman, bertaqwalah kamu kepada Allah dan katakanlah perkataan yang benar, niscaya Allah memperbaiki bagimu amalan-amalanmu dan mengampuni bagimu dosa-dosamu. Dan barangsiapa mena’ati Allah dan Rasul-Nya, maka sesungguhnya ia telah mendapat kemenangan yang besar. ============================================================ Amma ba’du; Maka sesungguhnya sebaik-baik perkataan adalah Kitabullah dan sebaik-baik petunjuk adalah petunjuk Muhammad , dan seburuk-buruk perkara dalam agama adalah yang di ada-adakan, setiap yang diada-adakan (dalam urusan agama) adalah bid’ah dan setiap bid’ah adalah kesesatan. (HR. Muslim, an-Nasa’i dan selain keduanya) ==================================================
  • Orang-orang Yahudi dan Nasrani tidak akan senang kepada kamu sehingga kamu mengikuti agama mereka (al baqarah ayat 120)

  • SALAFY & WAHABI BUKANLAH ALIRAN SESAT

    Al-Malik Abdul Aziz berkata : “Aku adalah penyeru kepada aqidah Salafush Shalih, dan aqidah Salafush Shalih adalah berpegang teguh kepada Kitabullah dan Sunnah Rasulullah Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam dan apa yang datang dari Khulafaur Rasyidin” [Al-Wajiz Fi Siratil Malik Abdul Aziz hal.216] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beliau juga berkata : “Mereka menamakan kami Wahabiyyin, dan menamakan madzhab kami adalah madzhab wahabi yang dianggap sebagai madzhab yang baru. Ini adalah kesalahan fatal, yang timbul dari propaganda-propaganda dusta yang disebarkan oleh musuh-musuh Islam. Kami bukanlah pemilik madzhab baru atau aqidah baru. Syaikh Muhammad bin Abdul Wahhab tidak pernah mendatangkan sesuatu yang baru, aqidah kami adalah aqidah Salafush Shalih yang datang di dalam Kitabullah dan Sunnah Rasulullah Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam dan apa yang ditempuh oleh Salafush Shalih. Kami menghormati imam empat, tidak ada perbedaan di sisi kami antara para imam : Malik, Syafi’i, Ahmad dan Abu Hanifah, semuanya terhormat dalam pandangan kami” [Al-Wajiz Fi Siratil Malik Abdul Aziz, hal. 217] ---------------------------------------------------------
  • mengutip perkataan Syaikh Abdul Muhsin Al Abbad hafizhahullaahu:

    “Telah terjadi di zaman ini, sibuknya sebagian ahlus sunnah dengan sebagian lainnya dengan tajrih (saling mencela) dan tahdzir, dan implikasi dari hal ini menyebabkan terjadinya perpecahan, perselisihan dan saling mengisolir. Padahal sepantasnya bahkan seharusnya bagi mereka untuk saling mencintai dan berkasih sayang terhadap sesama mereka, dan menyatukan barisan mereka di dalam menghadapi ahli bid’ah dan pengikut hawa nafsu yang menyelisihi ahlus sunnah wal jama’ah. ---------------------------------------------------- “Aku nasehatkan –kepada penuntut ilmu- agar menyibukkan diri dengan perkara yang bermanfaat dari perkara-perkara yang tidak bermanfaat bagi mereka, sebagai pengejawantahan sabda Nabi Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa Salam, “diantara kebaikan seorang muslim adalah meninggalkan hal-hal yang tidak berfaidah baginya.” Hadits hasan diriwayatkan oleh Turmudzi.” ------------------------------------------------------ “Aku nasehatkan –kepada penuntut ilmu- untuk bersikap pertengahan dan moderat, diantara sikap ghuluw (ekstrim) dan meremehkan, dan diantara sikap ifrath (berlebih-lebihan) dan tafrith (menggampangkan). Sebagai pengejawantahan sabda Nabi Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa Salam, “Jauhilah oleh kalian sikap ghuluw di dalam agama, karena sesungguhnya orang-orang sebelum kalian binasa dikarenakan sikap ghuluw mereka di dalam agama.” Ini hadits shahih, dikeluarkan oleh an-Nasa’i dan selainnya.” ---------------------------------------------------- “Dan aku nasehatkan supaya mereka berhati-hati dari sikap zhalim, dikarenakan hadits Qudsi, “Wahai hamba-Ku, sesunguhnya Aku haramkan kezhaliman atas diri-Ku, maka aku jadikan pula haram atas diri kalian, maka janganlah kalian saling menzhalimi” diriwayatkan oleh Muslim, dan hadits Shallallahu ‘alaihi wa Salam, “takutlah kalian dari kezhaliman, karena sesungguhnya kezhaliman itu adalah kegelapan di hari kiamat” diriwayatkan oleh Muslim. ------------------------------------------------------ Aku memohon kepada Allah Azza wa Jalla untuk menunjuki seluruh ummat kepada apa yang diridhai-Nya, agar mereka mendalami agama Islam (tafaqquh fid din) dan menetapi kebenaran, serta agar mereka menyibukkan diri dengan perkara yang bermanfaat dan menjauhkan dari apa-apa yang tidak bermanfaat. Sesungguhnya Ia berkuasa dan berkemampuan atasnya. Semoga Sholawat dan Salam senantiasa tercurahkan kepada Nabi kita Muhammad, kepada keluarganya dan para sahabatnya. (selesai kutipan) ===========================================
  • mengutip perkataan Imam Albani rahimahullaahu

    “Wajib atas kita untuk berlemah lembut di dalam dakwah kita terhadap orang-orang yang menyelisihi kita, dan jadikan selalu firman Alloh Ta’ala berikut (sebagai pegangan) dan untuk selamanya : “Serulah mereka ke jalan Rabb-mu dengan hikmah dan nasehat yang baik, serta berdebatlah dengan mereka dengan cara yang lebih baik.” Dan mereka yang pertama lebih berhak untuk kita terapkan hikmah ini adalah mereka yang paling memusuhi kita di dalam dasar (mabda’) dan aqidah kita, hingga kita tidak menggabungkan antara beratnya dakwah yang haq yang Alloh memperteguh kita dengannya dengan beratnya cara (ushlub) kita berdakwah kepada Alloh Azza wa Jalla” ==================================================
  • Diriwayatkan bahwa Hasan Al-banna berkata: “Kami menginginkan terbentuknya sosok individu muslim, rumah tangga Islami, bangsa yang Islami, pemerintahan yang Islami, negara yang dipimpin oleh negara-negara Islam, menyatukan perpecahan kaum muslimin dan negara mereka yang terampas, kemudian membawa bendera jihad dan da’wah kepada Allah sehingga dunia mendapatkan ketentraman dengan ajaran-ajaran Islam.” ==================================================
  • warning

    dalam blog ini mungkin terdapat hadits dhoif, riwayat yang tidak valid, salah tulis, kutipan yg tidak sesuai syariat islam, dan berbagai kesalahan2 lain, dan belum sempat di sensor, jadi mohon maaf sebesar-besarnya

Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

ini beberapa links ke artikel-artikel tentang cinta:

http://ainuamri.wordpress.com/category/fairy-tale/

http://ainuamri.wordpress.com/category/love/

http://ainuamri.wordpress.com/category/humor/

have a nice day

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ini beberapa link postingan yg berisi koleksi sms-sms cinta, silahkan mengcopy dan dipraktekan tapi jgn disalahgunakan buat maksiat, hehe.., resiko ditanggung pengguna,

bagi yg satu guru dan satu ilmu mohon jgn ganggu…hehehe

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Oya hati2 dgn kata2 cinta yg berlebihan yg tanpa sadar bisa saja mengandung kata2 kufur/musyrik…
Jika ada isi blog ini yg bertentangan dengan ajaran islam maka aku minta maaf dan berlepas diri darinya…

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Kau bukan saja terindah, tapi juga terdalam dalam hidupku. Tak salah lagi,
aku memilih mencintaimu.
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Di suatu hari. aku rela menunggu jawab cintamu. Kini, atau nanti, tak ada
bedanya.
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Aku terlalu lelah mengeja hari tanpa sandaran cinta pasti. Hanya sepi yang
tersisa, selebihnya adalah wajahmu yang kucipta.
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Tak lelah ditebas mimpi semu, tak hilang disembunyikan langit hitam. Cinta
atau bukan, yang pasti kau tetap yang terindah dalam hidupku.
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Tak pernah ada kata terlambat untuk mengatakan cinta. Ungkapkan saja, biar
semua menjadi nyata.
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Yang kuharap malam ini hanya tenangmu. Yang kuinginkan saat ini hanya
damaimu. Yang kupinta detik ini hanya bahagiamu. Met tidur, sayang.
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Rebahlah di peraduanmu dengan kepala tengadah dan hati tak resah.
Percayalah, aku selalu gelisah bila tidurmu diselimuti gundah.

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  1. Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    TIPS “PACARAN YANG ISLAMI”

    1. Jangan berduaan dengan pacar di tempat sepi, kecuali ditemani mahram dari sang wanita (jadi bertiga)

    “Janganlah seorang laki-laki berkholwat (berduaan) dengan seorang wanita kecuali bersama mahromnya…”[HR Bukhori: 3006,523, Muslim 1341, Lihat Mausu'ah Al Manahi Asy Syari'ah 2/102]

    “Tidaklah seorang lelaki bersepi-sepian (berduaan) dengan seorang perempuan melainkan setan yang ketiganya“ (HSR.Tirmidzi)

    2. Jangan pergi dengan pacar lebih dari sehari semalam kecuali si wanita ditemani mahramnya

    “Tidak halal bagi wanita yang beriman kepada Allah dan hari akhir untuk bepergian sehari semalam tidak bersama mahromnya.” [HR Bukhori: 1088, Muslim 1339]

    3. Jangan berjalan-jalan dengan pacar ke tempat yang jauh kecuali si wanita ditemani mahramnya

    “…..jangan bepergian dengan wanita kecuali bersama mahromnya….”[HR Bukhori: 3006,523, Muslim 1341]

    4. Jangan bersentuhan dengan pacar, jangan berpelukan, jangan meraba, jangan mencium, bahkan berjabat tangan juga tidak boleh, apalagi yang lebih dari sekedar jabat tangan

    “Seandainya kepala seseorang di tusuk dengan jarum dari besi itu lebih baik dari pada menyentuh wanita yang tidak halal baginya.” (Hadits hasan riwayat Thobroni dalam Al-Mu’jam Kabir 20/174/386 dan Rauyani dalam Musnad: 1283, lihat Ash Shohihah 1/447/226)

    Bersabda Rasulullahi Shallallahu ‘alaihi wassallam: “Sesungguhnya saya tidak berjabat tangan dengan wanita.” [HR Malik 2/982, Nasa'i 7/149, Tirmidzi 1597, Ibnu Majah 2874, ahmad 6/357, dll]

    5. Jangan memandang aurat pacar, masing-masing harus memakai pakaian yang menutupi auratnya

    “Katakanlah kepada orang-orang beriman laki-laki hendaklah mereka menahan pandangannya dan menjaga kemaluannya..” (Al Qur’an Surat An Nur ayat 30)

    “…zina kedua matanya adalah memandang….” (H.R. Bukhari, Muslim, Abu Dawud dan Nasa’i)

    6. Jangan membicarakan/melakukan hal-hal yang membuat terjerumus kedalam zina

    “Dan janganlah kamu mendekati zina, sesungguhnya zina itu adalah suatu perbuatan yang keji dan suatu jalan yang jelek” (Al Qur’an Surat Al Isra 32)

    “Kedua tangan berzina dan zinanya adalah meraba, kedua kaki berzina dan zinanya adalah melangkah, dan mulut berzina ” (H.R. Muslim dan Abu Dawud)

    7. Jangan menunda-nunda menikah jika sudah saling merasa cocok

    “Wahai para pemuda ! Barangsiapa diantara kalian berkemampuan untuk nikah, maka nikahlah, karena nikah itu lebih menundukan pandangan, dan lebih membentengi farji (kemaluan). Dan barangsiapa yang tidak mampu, maka hendaklah ia puasa (shaum), karena shaum itu dapat membentengi dirinya”. (Hadits Shahih Riwayat Ahmad, Bukhari, Muslim, Tirmidzi, Nasa’i, Darimi, Ibnu Jarud dan Baihaqi).

    “Yang paling banyak menjerumuskan manusia ke-dalam neraka adalah mulut dan kemaluan.” (H.R. Turmudzi dan dia berkata hadits ini shahih.)

    WARNING:

    sebenarnya banyak ulama dan ustadz yang mengharamkan pacaran, misalnya saja ustadz Muhammad Umar as Sewed. jadi sebaiknya segera menikahlah dan jangan berpacaran…

    Bagi yang sudah terlanjur berbuat dosa maka bertaubatlah dan jangan putus asa, Allah pasti mengampuni hambanya yang bertaubat dan memohon ampun…

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  2. Assalamu’alaikum….
    Afwan sebelumx.
    Klu dah teu ada larangan tentang Pacaran, knapa hrs bwt Tlisan d Atas SeEEIIiii???(tips2 tu)

  3. kumpulan sms brokenheart – sms patah hati

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    SMS BROKENHEART

    Should I smile because we are friends or should I cry because I know that’s all we will ever be?

    I wish band-aids could fix broken hearts….

    Missing you isn’t what hurts… It’s knowing that I once had you, that breaks my heart.

    I left a tear drop for you in the ocean, the day you find is the day i’ll stop loving you!

    Dont say u love me unless u really mean it, cuz i might do something crazy like believe it!!….

    Broken ankle can be fixed
    Broken t.v can be fixed
    but my broken heart can not

    Why do you always say you love me when all you do is hurt me?

    If love is not a game,then why are there so many players?

    When
    I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a
    lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

    The
    hardest thing that you have to deal with everytime you find someone
    new, is when you find out that person isn’t even interested in you

    It’s hard enough when the one you love doesn’t love you back, but it is even harder to watch him love someone else.

    i wish i would have saved
    all the tears i’ve cried
    over you so i could
    drown u in
    them.

    Baby, if we’re meant to be together forever then why aren’t we?

    Who do you turn to when the only person who can stop your crying is the one who made you cry?

    Sweetheart, I was born in the day I met U….
    and died the day U left me…

    Nothing is more painful than realizing that he meant everything to you but you meant nothing to him

    I’m not supposed to love you.
    I’m not supposed to care.
    I’m not supposed to live my life wishing u were there.
    I’m not supposed to wonder where u r or what u do sorry i just couldn’t help myself i fell in love with u.

    A broken heart is like a dog bite. The pain will go away, but the scar will last forever

    i loved you once,
    you loved me not,
    i loved you twice,
    but then i thought,
    you dont love me,
    and never will,
    but even so,
    i love you still!!!

    i
    hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the
    same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than
    me!!

    Girl ur clever,girl ur smart,girl ur like a work of art,girl ur sexy,girl ur fine,d only thing u aint is mine!

    Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?

    Somebody cries in the middle of the night
    A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate
    When morning comes it’ll be too late
    Boys, never give their hearts away…

    They play us girls for fools,They wait
    until we give our hearts…And then they play it cool.

    The sky
    without stars:

    like sleep
    without dreams

    like song
    without music

    like rose
    without smell

    like face
    without smile

    like ME
    without U!

    Ya
    presence still lingers here and it wont leave me alone. These wounds
    wont seem to heal. There’s just too much that time cannot erase…

    Da worst feelin in da world is to be missing some1 when u sitting right beside them knowing u cant have them.

    Sometimes
    I wish I had never met you because then I could go to sleep at night
    not knowing there was someone like you out there.

    What’s da meaning of life if u cant breathe……
    what’s da meaning of sight if u cant see…
    what’s da meaning of love if it dont come true???
    what’s da meaning of me if there’s no you???

    World is cruel, love is blind….
    Lost in sadness, blur in mind….
    Heart is broken, flame had died….
    Time has passed but why is he…still not MINE???

    When you left, my world turned upside down

    The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love love someone else.

    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours.If it doesn’t, it never was.

    I never felt true love until I was with you, and I never felt true sadness until you left me

    It takes a minute to meet someone,an hour to like someone,and a day to love someone–but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  4. kumpulan sms cinta – sms love – sms romantis – sms joke – sms lucu – sms humor – sms fun –

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    IF u need ADVICE, message me. If u need FRIEND, call me. IF u
    need HELP, e-mail me. If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak
    dapat dihubungi. terima kasih.

    ——————————————————————————–

    Orang sudah banyak membaca mengenai bahayanya merokok, sehingga mereka memutuskan untuk berhenti ‘membaca’.

    ————————————————————————————

    Sesungguhnya perasaan ini sudah lama kupendam.saat ini akan kukatakan isi hatiku.mengapa..!mengapa..!mengapa..!kau begitu tega melupakan utangmu padaku.

    ——————————————————————————–

    ini adalah layanan INDOSAT, anda dimohon dg sangat untuk menjauhkan MUKA anda dr layar ponsel,
    karena MUKA ANDA sangat menganggu sinyal kami…
    terima kasih

    ——————————————————————————–

    tau ga PANDA apa yg paling cakep,pinter,imut,ngegemesin,lucu…
    serta baek hati sedunia?
    mw tau jawabnya?
    jwbnya adlh
    PANDAngilah aq, hehehehe

    ——————————————————————————–

    kalo aku tangkai ko daunnye,

    kalo aku aur ko tebingnye,

    kalo aku kumbang ko bungenye,

    kalo aku langit ko buminye,

    & kalo aku tarzan ko le beruknye..

    ———————————————————–

    Aku menjeling padamu,
    kau lantas tertunduk malu.
    Aku tatap wajahmu tatkala kau mengangkat malu muka.
    Lalu aku pun berkata…..”KAU KENTUT iye?!”

    ———————————————–

    Ingatlah..jika dimarah kamu DIAM..
    jika difitnah kamu SENYUM..
    jika dikeji kamu KETAWA..
    Nescaya dgn berbuat demikian,
    kamu tergolong orang2 yang SOUND TROUBLE

    ————————————————

    Sori le lama x sms bcoz hp buat hal! Geram btol!
    Bila tekan MENU je, jadi camni…

    *****MENU******
    Laksa………..$2.50
    Mee Sup…….$2.00
    Cendol………$1.50

    ————————————————–

    Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u…………….

    please return to the zoo, they all miss u, dont escape again!!!

    ————————————————–

    I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
    U cry I cry.
    U laff I laff.
    U jump out of d window

    I look dwn & then …… I laff again! :)

    —————————————————-

    If
    you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you
    need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER
    CANNOT BE REACHED!

    ——————————————————

    You’rE CutE

    CharminG

    CooL

    SmarT

    ClassY

    WittY

    AttractivE

    EndearinG

    So LovabLE

    ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT!

    —————————————————————–

    We
    spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to
    walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and
    shut up.

    ————————————————————-

    I wanted to send u something amazing,sexy, funny, beautiful.. but the postman told me to get the hell out of the letterbox!

    ————————————————————

    If anyone
    ö bulliés u

    /L

    <ö_,
    Y

    <ö_,
    Y__,

    /Y

    ,__Y
    L

    <ö_,
    Y__,
    ./

    ö , Don’t call
    /Y) me,just
    run OK

    ——————————————

    I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I’ll kill you for nothing!

    ——————————————–

    Roses r red, violets r blue, its valentines day and no 1 luvs u!!!

    ———————————————–

    U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

    ————————————————-

    A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

    ———————————————–

    Roses are red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Sugar is sweet,
    And so are you….

    The roses are wilted,
    The violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl’s empty….

    And so is your head!!

    ——————————————–

    People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

    ————————————

    i
    wrote ur name on da beach but da river washed it away, i wrote ur name
    on da wall but da wind blew it away, i wrote ur name on my heart and
    that is where it will stay…..

    —————————————-

    How
    can u tell da rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist, how can u tell da
    leaves not 2 fall wen wind exists, how can u tell me not 2 fall in luv
    wen u exist!

    —————————————

    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

    —————————————

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z

    oopz! I miss “U”

    ———————————–

    If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together!

    ————————————–

    If
    I had letters “hrt” I can add “ea” and get heart, If I add u then Id
    “hurt” but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.

    ——————————————–

    If
    loving you is wrong,then I don’t wanna be right.My love for you is
    strong and brighter then any light.The way we must go is long,but we’ll
    win every fight.

    ———————————————

    I
    asked God for a Flower,He gave me a garden I asked for a tree he gave
    me a forest I asked for a river he gave me an ocean I asked for an
    angel he gave me you

    ——————————————–

    lets play hide and seek.

    ill hide and if u can find me u can date me.

    if u can’t… im in da cupboard …

    ———————————————

    If your asking if I need you the answer is forever…

    if your askin’ if I’ll leave you the answer is never…

    if your askin’ what I value the answer is you…

    if your askin’ if I love you the answer is I do.

    ———————————————-

    Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

    —————————————-

    A
    B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z – The one who
    invented alphabets was a genius. But he made a silly mistake by keeping
    “U” and “I” so far.

    ———————————————-

    I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

    ——————————————-

    Should I smile because we are friends or should I cry because I know that’s all we will ever be?

    —————————————-

    Da worst feelin in da world is to be missing some1 when u sitting right beside them knowing u cant have them.

    —————————————–

    The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love love someone else.

    ——————————————

    What’s da meaning of life if u cant breathe……
    what’s da meaning of sight if u cant see…
    what’s da meaning of love if it dont come true???
    what’s da meaning of me if there’s no you???

    —————————————–

    The sky
    without stars:

    like sleep
    without dreams

    like song
    without music

    like rose
    without smell

    like face
    without smile

    like ME
    without U!

    ——————————————-

    Dont say u love me unless u really mean it, cuz i might do something crazy like believe it!!….

    ———————————————-

    i loved you once,
    you loved me not,
    i loved you twice,
    but then i thought,
    you dont love me,
    and never will,
    but even so,
    i love you still!!!

    ——————————————–

    World is cruel, love is blind….
    Lost in sadness, blur in mind….
    Heart is broken, flame had died….
    Time has passed but why is he…still not MINE???

    ——————————————-

    People
    live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some
    say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

    ————————————

    If
    u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most
    huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND”
    u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

    —————————————

    A
    good friend is like a computer. She “enters” your life, “saves” you in
    her heart, “formats” your problems, “shifts” you to opportunities and
    never “deletes” you from her memory

    ——————————————–

    6 rules to be HAPPY:
    Free your heart from hatred,
    Free your mind from worries,
    Live simply, Expect less,

    Give more and…….

    Always have ME as YOUR FRIEND!

    ——————————————-

    Never
    say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u
    feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

    ——————————————-

    A friend is sweet when it is new.
    But it is sweeter when it is true.
    But do you know that?

    It is the SWEETEST when it is YOU!

    ————————————-

    IF u need ADVICE, message me. If u need FRIEND, call me. IF u
    need HELP, e-mail me. If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak
    dapat dihubungi. terima kasih.

    ——————————————————————–

    Sesungguhnya perasaan ini sudah lama kupendam.saat ini akan kukatakan isi hatiku.mengapa..!mengapa..!mengapa..!kau begitu tega melupakan utangmu padaku.

    ——————————————————————

    Q teringat memory masa lalu

    km berada di sudut jln tersipu malu

    wajah kamu berseri..

    dg penuh segan kamu ulurkan tangan tanpa ragu seraya berkata:

    nyuwun sedekah….!!

    hehehe

    ————-

    saat ku lihat matamu, kau tersenyum

    saat ku lihat senyummu, kau pun berpaling

    inilah saat yang tepat untuk ku katakan

    kamu kentut ya??

    :P

    ————————

    kata RCTI gw OK

    trz kata SCTV gw NGETOP

    klo kt TPI gw MAKIN ASYIK

    kt ANTV gw WOWW KEREN

    kt LAtivi gw PAS DIHATI

    so….

    capek deh jadi org cakep…
    hehehehe

    —————————————–

    aq kangen banget ma km…

    tiap plg ke rmh ingat km…

    tnpa km hdp aq berantakan…

    pleasa, baliq ma aq…

    aq mhon ma km..

    krn aq bener2 butuh seorang…

    PEMBANTU :)

    ——————————————-

    ada badai menghadang…

    gempa mengguncang…

    halilintar menyambar…

    tsunami menyerang…

    sblm semuanya trlambat..

    q mo bilang sesuatu ma kamu..

    q mo bilang…

    lari goblok…
    malah baca sms :))

    ————————————————–

    Siapa yang pintar Hayo!, ini Bahasa Indonesia yang benarnya bagaimana: naik=keatas,
    turun=kebawah,
    mundur=kebelakang,
    maju=kedepan,
    masuk=kedalam,
    lalu kalau keluar=… ?

    ——————————————-

    Di malam yang sunyi,di suasana yang sepi dan tak terasa rintik hujan pun turun entah kenapa hanya kau yang ingin kutemui, tuk mengatakan “GENTENG RUMAH LO BOCOR”

    —————————————Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  5. kumpulan sms cinta – sms love – sms romantis – sms joke – sms lucu – sms humor – sms fun –

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    never say u r happy when u r sad..
    never say u r fine when u r not ok..
    never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
    never say u r alone when i m still alive…{dedicated to my friend}
    good luck and best wishes for ever………….

    Without Love — dayz are
    “Sadday,
    moanday,
    tearsday,
    wasteday,
    thirstday,
    frightday,
    shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…

    Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful

    If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world

    I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

    L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….

    Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
    You Know Why?Bcoz…..You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

    What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you

    do u knw wat iz difference b/w u n blood,Blood enters di heart n leaves But u enterd di heart n stay there for ever…..

    Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
    Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. …….

    I maY noT
    alWays saY

    g’Mornin

    g’aFternOon

    g’EvenIng

    g’NiTe

    buT i”ll

    nEvEr Say

    g’Bye 2 u!

    anD i maY noT
    always Greet u

    Hi

    heLLo

    how R u?

    BuT i

    Do Care!!

    Aku ingin mencintaimu dengan sederhana Dengan kata yang tak sempat diucapkan kayu kepada api yang menjadikannya abu,
    dengan isyarat yang tak sempat disampaikan awan kepada hujan yang menjadikannya tiada

    Inginku kirim BUNGA, takut ia kan
    LAYU, ingin ku kirim SENYUM, takut tak DIBALAS, ingin ku kirim RINDU, takut
    HASRAT tak ksmpaian. jadi, ku kurim DOA agr dirimu sht sllu disana..

    S-Seandainya
    E-Engkau
    L-Lebih kenal
    A-Akan diriku
    M-Maka aku
    A-Akan
    T-Tersenyum
    M-Manis utkmu
    A-Agar engkau
    L-Lebih tahu
    A-Aku sentiasa
    M-Merinduimu

    Salam MANIS
    beserta MADU,
    salam SAYANG
    beserta I LOVE U,
    salam RINDU
    beserta I MISS U,
    salam INGATAN
    saya pengen tahu..
    HOW ARE U?

    ABCDEF – Always Be Carefull Don’t Ever Forget me
    JKLMNOPQRSTUVW – Juz Keep Lovin’ Me coz No Other Person Quite Right Shall Treat U Very Well
    XYZ – Xee You Zoon.

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    http://www.lovelysms.com/index.htm

  6. kumpulan sms friendship – sms persahabatan – sms pertemanan:

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    smtimes i SMS u,
    smtimes i don’t
    smtimes i reply
    smtimes i 4got…
    but no matter
    how many times
    that SOMETIMES
    u’ll be my FRIEND
    not 4 smtimes
    but 4-EVER

    A ring is round and has no end,

    and that’s how long I’ll be your friend.

    6 rules to be HAPPY:
    Free your heart from hatred,
    Free your mind from worries,
    Live simply, Expect less,

    Give more and…….

    Always have ME as YOUR FRIEND!

    Walk with me when u need company.
    Take my hand when u feel all alone.
    Turn to me when u need someone to lean on.
    I’m your friend you can always depend on…

    WE met by CHANCE
    Became FRENS by CHOICE,
    GREW in FRIENDSHIP by DECISION,
    and will be FRENS 4 LIFE by COMMITMENT..
    I’M GLAD i have such a FRIEND like YOU!

    A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter
    your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, I will treasure the
    friendship between us.

    A friend is always welcome.
    Early in the morning or late at night.
    Time is of no importance.
    When it concerns real friendship!

    A friend is sweet when it is new.
    But it is sweeter when it is true.
    But do you know that?

    It is the SWEETEST when it is YOU!

    ur a FreN wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur
    sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

    FRIENDSHIP is like a tree…
    It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be,

    but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN…

    A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can
    dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry,
    come and borrow it!

    A phone is a form of communication,
    a kiss is a form of affection.
    A picture is a form of remembrance,
    CHOOSING me as your FRIEND is a form of, ehem GOOD TASTE!

    There is a big difference between friendship and a rose…

    Roses last only a while …

    but friendship is for ever

    The beauty of Friendship is not just listening when words are spoken, but
    feeling and sharing even when there is nothing but silence…

    FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn’T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

    Maybe the reason god put spaces in between your fingers was ….

    so another person’s hands could fill it up

    They sed Friends r rewards. d more u do gud d mor frnds u can hav.now im
    wondrin coz evendow im not gud i stil hav d best reward..U!

    Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u
    feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

    Sometimes my mind asked why?
    I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

    A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can defend my life. A SOLDIER can
    give me a peaceful life. But only a FRIEND like you can give me a
    MEANINGFUL LIFE…

    Our FRIENDSHIP is one of the things I cherish most in my life… We don’t
    have much time to share together, but the times we share together mean
    so much.

    In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is
    DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME &
    beyond DISTANCE!

    Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

    A friend is lyk a book that has 2 b read 2 appreciate its beauty…
    as such, u r 1 of d finest books ever written.
    how i wish u can b reprinted!

    KNoWiNG a FRieND LiKe You HaS MaDe Me HaPPY iN a MiLLioN WaYS aND iF eVer i HaVe To LeT You Go . . . . .
    i-WouLD FiND a MiLLioN ReaSoN 2 MaKe You STaY.

    Little things you do for friends may sometimes mean so much to them. So simple “HI” i always send especially to you my friend..

    HI! GOOD MORNING!

    Friends are like stars…..
    you don’t see them all the time,
    but you know they’re there!

    1 tree can start a forest.
    1 smyl can start a friendship.
    1 touch can show u care.
    1 frnd can make lyf worth living.
    10Q 4 being a friend.

    Keep me as a friend, and I’ll keep u n my heart, lock it up and throw away d key so dat no one can take u away from me!

    FRiENDS
    are
    LiKe
    MiRRoRs…

    THEY ARE OUR
    REFLECTiON!

    (>??*<)
    ( ,”o o”, )
    (,(“)(“)(“)(“),)

    YOUR SO LUCKY
    I’M CUTE!!…xXx

    EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U…

    my mom alwys told me dat we cud nevr mesur our wealth by money but by our
    friends. How i wish she cud meet u so she’s see how rich i turned out 2
    b!

    The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of
    forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends
    4ever.

    Without humor, life sucks.
    Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
    But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

    If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most
    huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND”
    u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

    Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot
    prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

    Life is not easy and it will never be,

    but you’ve got friends and one of them is me …

    A very special fren of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy
    smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im
    glad i av a freN like u!

    Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole. U’ll
    always b my closest friend.u’ll b in my heart 2 the very end.

    A good friend is like a computer. She “enters” your life, “saves” you in
    her heart, “formats” your problems, “shifts” you to opportunities and
    never “deletes” you from her memory

    R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva
    met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven &
    wait 4 u

    Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

    I met U as a stranger,
    I leave U as a friend,
    as long as the world stands,
    our friendship nv ends.
    All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

    Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is
    worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is
    thinking of u.

    In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I’ll always
    be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I’ll do anything 4 u
    coz ur my m8.

    Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived. desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b
    reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends
    til da end!.

    There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d
    gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!

    Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!

    Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
    years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

    like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent
    rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

    Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings
    sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I’ll
    always b there!

    Frndship s not about bcoming sumbody els’s “perfect frnd”, its about finding
    sum1 hu helps u bcome d best person u can be. take care!

    People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some
    say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

    GOD has given me:

    BRAIN – 2 think of u everyday,
    HEART – 2 be touched by every msg u send,
    FINGERS – 2 txt u every now and then,

    YOU – 2 be my dearest FRIEND! :-)

    Under the sea, there lays a rock.
    In the rock, there is an envelope.
    In the envelope, there is a paper.
    On the paper, there are 3 words… ‘Forget me not’

    Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

    I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as
    you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to
    remain my friend !!!

    Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together – they NEVER say good-bye.

    The test of Friendship doesn’t come when you’re together it comes when you
    part ways & u realize that despite the distance, the friendship is
    still there.

    A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can
    go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend
    is u!

    As long as we have memories,
    yesterday remains,
    as long as we have hope,
    tomorrow awaits.
    As long as we have Friendship,
    each day is never a waste.

    HÖW 2 TÉST UR FRiÉNDS FiRST BÜRN DÉM ÄLiVÉ NÉXT HÄNG DÉM ÜPSiDÉ DÖWN DÉN
    TRÖW DÉM iNTÖ D ÖCÉÄN BÜT U DÖNT HÄV 2 DÖ DÄT 2 MÉ CÖZ iM NÖT ÜR
    FRiÉND.. iM ÜR ANGÉL

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  7. kumpulan sms lawak – sms joke – sms funny :

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    Im a nobody.. nobody is perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

    My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…

    A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

    º”Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”

    “Your best friends are going to hurt you every once in a while, you must forgive them for that.”

    If u say RUN! i’ll ask HOW FAR? if u say JUMP! i’ll ask HOW HIGH? if u say SWIM! i’ll ask HOW DEEP? but if you say GO! i’ll say NO!, I’ll stay with u. 4eva friend!

    if u feel like needing someone ‘n theres a hundred steps between us. U can take only one step to GeT NEaR Me AnD I’ll TaKe ALL. ThE 99 StEpS To Be ThErE FoR U

    DoN’T WaLk BeHiNd Me I’M AfRaId I CoUlD NoT LeAD. DoN’t WaLk In FrOnT Of Me. I’m AfRaId I CoUld NoT FoLLoW. WaLK BeSiDe Me And Be My FrIeNd ForEvEr

    You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart

    Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines… it all comes naturally, just like loving you

    Aku ingin mencintaimu dengan sederhana Dengan kata yang tak sempat diucapkan kayu kepada api yang menjadikannya abu,
    dengan isyarat yang tak sempat disampaikan awan kepada hujan yang menjadikannya tiada.

    Musim Terindah adalah ….
    Ketika kau nyalakan pagi dengan senyummu
    Ketika kau payungi siang dengan sapamu
    Ketika kau tutup malam dengan belai manjamu

    I luv u…

    Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time…

    Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.

    Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
    and kills by his bills.

    LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

    WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

    Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down…

    MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

    Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

    if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!

    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control

    A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye

    English teacher: Who can make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green?
    Smart Student: When the yellow morning sun comes, I see the beautiful girl wearing a pink dress walking through the green grass.
    Naughty Student: I heard the telephone ringing, green…green…, then I pinked up the receiver and said, “Yellow, who’s speaking there?

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  8. kumpulan sms fun :

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u…………….

    please return to the zoo, they all miss u, dont escape again!!!

    If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you
    need me, come to me… If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER
    CANNOT BE REACHED!

    We hv knwn..

    Each othr 4..

    Quite awhile
    now,do u tink

    we can b more..

    Den FRIENDS?

    Cos I LUV U

    Vry much 2 be
    my..

    PARTNER
    2-rob-a BANK
    2nite!!

    I wanted to send u something amazing,sexy, funny, beautiful.. but the postman told me to get the hell out of the letterbox!

    Press Down

    Press Up

    Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!

    You’rE CutE

    CharminG

    CooL

    SmarT

    ClassY

    WittY

    AttractivE

    EndearinG

    So LovabLE

    ThaT WaS SenT 2 ME, JusT WanteD YOU 2 ReaD IT!

    In case of
    fire read this
    message..
    …….
    …….
    …….
    …….
    …….

    I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!!

    @$###%%^&&&**(()*^&%$@@#$$%^^&*&
    This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:…try again…again…maybe you
    are just not sexy?…one more time…hey don’t force it ugly!!!

    Your teeth are so yellow…..

    i can’t believe it’s not butter!!!

    I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
    U cry I cry.
    U laff I laff.
    U jump out of d window

    I look dwn & then …… I laff again! :)

    (><) /l
    ( ö ) / l
    (,,Jb/ l
    $=$=$ <
    NICE PEOPLE
    are hard
    to fish
    out
    i’m glad
    i caught
    you.

    stay NICE
    or else….. I’ll fry you..

    We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to
    walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and
    shut up.

    Good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart. you are
    blessed with both! FLATTERED? dont be, it was sent to me, i just wanted
    u 2 read it …

    Girlfriends are appetizers,
    Taste good at anytime,
    Mistresses are tomyams,
    Hot & spicy,eaten frequently,
    Wifes are sardines,
    Eaten when there’s nothing to eat

    You!
    I trustd u so much but u couldn keep ur big mouth shut!Y u av tel
    others my secrt? Uv realy let me down! Pls stp telin ppl dat im so SEXY
    n GORGEOUS!

    I saw u in d corner
    U so cute, I saw ur nose,
    Ur ears, ur mouth, ur eyes,
    N start singin’, ‘who lets d dogs out’

    u should do 2 things in the morning 1)pray to GOD so u can live 2) have a shower so others can live…

    Hi
    i’m an alien i’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook
    searching….. searching….. searching….. sorry no chicks found.
    conclusion, your are gay!

    Everyones entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege! If anyone
    ö bulliés u

    /L

    <ö_,
    Y

    <ö_,
    Y__,

    /Y

    ,__Y
    L

    <ö_,
    Y__,
    ./

    ö , Don’t call /Y) me,just
    run OK

    What’s that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH….. Its your face!

    Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you ll be disconnected!

    I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I’ll kill you for nothing!

    UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice…

    and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

    I’m at the Police Station.The police caught me & filed a case against
    me 4 “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’m doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME
    OUT; So HURRY UP!

    SOME1 MISSES U, NEEDS U, WORRIES ABOUT U WANTS 2B WITH U

    & IT AINT ME U FOOL!

    A-ur attractive
    B-ur beautiful
    C-ur caring
    D-ur delicous
    E-ur exciting
    F-ur
    funny
    G-ur gorgeous
    H-ur heavenly

    I-IM J-JUST
    K-KIDDING
    L-LOSER!

    I saw you walking on the street. Your eyes, your lips, your nose..
    everything look perfect. I couldn’t help sing to myself, ‘WHO LET THE
    DOGS OUT!! WOOF !’

    I L . . . . . .

    I Cant Say It

    I L O . . . .

    What Can I Do

    I L O V . . .

    Please Dont Be Angry
    I L O V E . .

    Dont Press Down

    I LOVE MY SELF

    some love 1 some love 2 i love some one and that one is (not) you

    The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?

    I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…

    Roses are red Violets are bleu. God made me perfect, but what the hell happend to you

    Psst! Cutie
    yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey
    Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

    You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

    I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

    WANTED..Guy.preferably
    hansome,nice car,nice ass,fantastic in bed,kind & caring…I no
    this doesnt apply 2 u but if ya no any 1 give them my number

    UR CUTE
    UR SWEET
    UR NICE
    UR A STAR
    UR HONEST
    UR GOODLOOKING
    UR CARING
    UR GOOD
    UR GENTLE
    IN FACT UR JUST “LIKE ME”!!

    Roses are red,
    violence are blue,

    Someone like you
    belongs to the zoo!

    Don’t be mad,
    don’t be blue,
    Frankenstein was
    ugly to!

    How Do U Keep An Idiot Entertained?

    Press Down

    Press Up………………….

    im ur secret admirer u touch me in all the right places u always no how to
    turn me on ur lookin at me rite now smilin,who am i? im ur phone u fool

    You = Cute

    You = Sexy

    You = Intelligent

    You = delicious

    You = Sweet

    You = Perfect

    Me = Liar

    HA HA

    U picked me up,u took me home,u put ur hands around my waist,u took off
    my top,den u put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

    how i wish i kud touch u, fil ur body, n hold u w/ my hand, 2 kis ur lips
    so fresh, n 2 zip the tastiest part of u! i luv u…my refreshing
    COCA-COLA !!!

    Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!

    You = Gorgeous
    You = Sexy
    You = Intelligent
    You = Delicious
    You = Seductive
    You = Perfect
    Me = liar
    Only Joking!!

    Girls think
    boys are fit.
    Boys think
    girls are sexy.
    But don’t worry…

    I’m sure science
    will come up
    with something
    to help you

    Roses r red, violets r blue, its valentines day and no 1 luvs u!!!

    Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.

    U are a.. B.I.T.C.H.

    Beautiful

    Intelligent

    Talented

    Cute

    Honest

    r u smiling now?

    A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

    U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

    the road to success is usually

    ……………

    under construction

    is there any intelligent life on earth ?

    yes but I’m only visiting

    laugh and the world laughs with you

    -snore and you sleep alone

    When I was a kid, I wanna be a president. When i was a boy i wanna be
    Rockstar. In college I wanna be a Doctor .. But when i’m grow up now, i
    wanna be your underwear!

    I lie awake at night & think “WOW” – you’re a cute, hot, amazing,
    smart, sexy, gorgeous, respectable, intelligent person. Gotta take that
    mirror off my ceilling!!

    The Village called and said they were looking for u. They’re missing their Idiot

    Reality is for people who can’t face science fiction.

    Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

    What do you have in common with your husband ? ” We married on the same day.”

    Learn from the mistakes of others… you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves!

    U need MONEY to call someone HONEY

    I’m bored, you’re boring….

    so don’t SMS me back!

    Roses are red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Sugar is sweet,
    And so are you….

    The roses are wilted,
    The violets are dead,
    The sugar bowl’s empty….

    And so is your head!!

    Sometimes, I think I’d be better off dead.

    No, wait.

    Not me, you.

    I am really trying to imagine you with a personality.

    Oops, I can’t.

    How do you kill a blue elephant?

    – With a blue elephant gun.

    How do you kill a pink elephant?

    – Choke it ’till it turns blue then shooot it with the blue elephant gun.

    The statement below is false.

    The statement above is true.

    Which statement is correct?

    Do you know what this world is coming to?

    People waste so much time on stupid things, and hey guess wat you just wasted 7 seconds of your life reading this, lol…

    Rose’s are red,
    Violet’s are blue,
    Sugar is sweet…….

    and you smell like sweaty monkey rectum. It doesn’t rhyme but at least it’s the truth. Nice perfume. Must you marinade in it?

    I hate it when you leave….

    but I would like to see you go.

    I won’t even read your senseless messages….

    why waste your limited time?

    if u luv ur man set him free….

    if he doesn’t return he’s with ME!

    I never forget a face, but for you

    I will make an exception.

    One night I was looking up at the stars and matching them up with one reason we are friends…..

    then I ran out of stars.

    You always smile…

    you never say no……

    you never hurt me….

    my dear sweet TEDDYBEAR!!

    One day a teacher ask a primary school student “If you have 5 apples and
    the student next to your class take 3 apples away.” What will you have?
    >>> A FIGHT <<<

    A puzzle game had just been installed in your phone.

    If you want to play, just throw your phone to any wall. Try it! Guarantee is nice!

    Anyone knows why people don’t get white hair if they smoke?

    Because smokers die early, so they don’t have the chances to get old.

    Last night I was desperately looking for you….

    I wanted to feel you on my naked body…..

    I had to go to bed without you….

    So where have you been??

    ….Stupid pyjama!

    For you I would go as far as the end of the world….

    Do you promise to stay here?

    Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket?

    No?

    Oh, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

    Hello, this is your mobile.

    There is no particular problem.

    I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

    Love me or leave me.

    Hey,where is everybody going ?

    My feelings for you are like the sea.

    ” Wild and romantic ? ”

    “No, they make me sick”

    Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile ….

    but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

    Almost nice things in life are illegal, immoral……

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    or make you grow fat.

  9. kumpulan sms lawak:

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga….

    kerana kalau kawin satu isONE
    kalau kawin dua isTWO
    kalau kawin tiga barulah isTERI…..

    Tekan 1
    utk BAHASA MELAYU

    Tekan 2
    utk BAHASA CINA

    Tekan 3
    utk BAHASA INDIA

    Tekan lagi
    utk
    TAK RETI BAHASA

    Tekan Lagi??
    Memang kau
    TAK RETI BAHASA!!

    SENYUM pd orang tua tanda syg.
    SENYUM pd kanak2 tanda kasih.
    SENYUM pd kekasih tanda cinta.
    SENYUM depan telefon tanda gila,
    masih SENYUM lg…mmg sah GILA!

    ibarat kentut…
    makin dipendam makin gelisah…
    bila di lepaskan …….
    ahhhhhhh lega rasanya…….

    Sori le lama x sms bcoz hp buat hal! Geram btol!
    Bila tekan MENU je, jadi camni…

    *****MENU******
    Laksa………..$2.50
    Mee Sup…….$2.00
    Cendol………$1.50

    Aku trpaku dek renungan matamu,
    hatiku tertanya2, BENARKAH ini?
    nafas ku terthn, kau tunduk SEGAN..
    lalu ku bertanya, “kau..kentutkan?”

    malam tadi, I mimpikan U…

    semalam pun, I mimpikan U lagi….

    dulu semalam pun, I mimpikan U lagi…

    pendek kata, I sentiasa mimpikan U…

    malam nie, I nak mimpikan A,B,C la plak……

    anda gagal dlm BERCINTA..?!
    meragui akan kejujurannya?
    kecewa dgn sikapnya?
    ingin MEMBUNUH DIRI?!

    call me:

    KEDAI KERANDA
    07-5208000
    7pg-7mlm.
    IAnak kambing hilang di sawah,
    orang kampung sibuk mencari,
    kalau tuan tekan bawah

    TUAN LA KAMBING YANG KAMI CARI

    …bila hidupmu dlm kegelapan,
    maka berdoalah; dan
    apabila selesai berdoa, jika
    kegelapan masih
    mengelilingimu
    maka bayarlah
    bil elektrikmu…………….

    Jika semalam ada kesalahanku..
    Maafkanlah!
    Jika hari ini aku bertanyakan khabarmu..
    Ini yg terakhir!
    Jika esok tiada berita dariku..
    Anggaplah, aku telah tiada…
    ..kredit!..heh..heh..

    selama ini aku terlalu percayakan ko,
    tp tak sangka ko sanggup menghebohkan kpd kawan2 yg betapa hensomnya aku.

    kalo aku tangkai ko daunnye,

    kalo aku aur ko tebingnye,

    kalo aku kumbang ko bungenye,

    kalo aku langit ko buminye,

    & kalo aku tarzan ko le beruknye..

    katak pisang katak puru,
    adakah katak & pisang sepupu?
    jangan perasan atau terharu,
    bukan nak ucap kata rindu,
    cuma nak ucap selamat malam to U.

    Kalau dapat bini muda-nampak BABY DOLL.
    Kalau dapat bini sederhana muda pula-nampak BARBIE DOLL.
    Tapi bila dapat bini tua-nampak PANADOL !!

    jika mentari datang memancar terik, biar aku menjadi payung mu,
    jika ribut datang melanda, biar aku menjadi pelindung mu,
    jika banjir datang mencurah, biar aku menjadi sampan mu,
    jika ceti datang meminta hutang, biar aku lari dahulu…

    Aku menjeling padamu,
    kau lantas tertunduk malu.
    Aku tatap wajahmu tatkala kau mengangkat malu muka.
    Lalu aku pun berkata…..”KAU KENTUT iye?!”

    Bila kita cantik tak siapa memandang,
    bila kita baik tak siapa memuji,
    bila kita susah tak siapa menolong,
    bila kita jatuh tak siapa mengangkat,
    Tapi………
    bila kita kentut semua mata memandang.

    Ku hampiri katil mu…
    kutatap wajahmu…
    kukucup ke2 belah pipimu…
    ku bisikkan ke telinga mu…

    INNALILLAHIWAINNAILAIHIRROJIUUN…

    Ingatlah..jika dimarah kamu DIAM..
    jika difitnah kamu SENYUM..
    jika dikeji kamu KETAWA..
    Nescaya dgn berbuat demikian,
    kamu tergolong orang2 yang SOUND TROUBLE

    HP anda telah dilengkapi puzzle game. Caranya mudah saja.
    Lemparkan HP anda ke dinding @ susunkan kembali.
    Selamat Mencuba!

    Kalau kau tak mahu hidup…..

    aku pun tak mahu mati, Azizah!

    kau sungguh dinamis,
    sifatmu cukup puitis,
    gayamu selalu erotis,
    jiwamu sungguh romantis,
    caramu seperti celebrities,
    tapi sayang wajahmu seperti teletubbies…

    aku bencikan penipuan!
    o dalam diam ko menipu!
    dgr ape yg ku kate berikan tumpuan
    adekah ko dan katak sepupu?

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  10. kumpulan sms love :

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    If
    U read,U Owe me a HUG,if U delete,U Owe me a KISS,if U save,U Owe me a
    DATE,if U return txt 2 me,U Owe me All,but if U ignore,ur MINE,so what
    will U do?

    IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me,if u keep it u WANT me,if u simply ignore it,u really ADORE me!so,what r u going to do?

    ()””()
    (“)(“) SobSobSob
    ( * )
    =====

    ()””()
    (“)(“) SobSob
    =====

    ()””()
    =====

    ===== WaaaH!!
    Feel so sad
    Feel so blue
    Coz no msg
    From you!!

    MISS YOU

    People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

    i wrote ur name on da beach but da river washed it away, i wrote ur name
    on da wall but da wind blew it away, i wrote ur name on my heart and
    that is where it will stay…..

    Press down if u
    miss me…

    IM SO TOUCHED!

    ur just 2 sweet

    ok u can stop ;)

    still pressing
    down? u really
    miss me huh?

    I miss u2

    ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:

    1st-MiSS Me,

    2nd-ThInk oF Me,

    3rd-HuG Me,

    4th-LoVE mE.

    TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS.

    Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe!

    Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ? ? !

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z

    oopz! I miss “U”

    Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my
    treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine
    4ever ill always luv u!

    if a word cud explain my love 4 u, and that same word cud show the way i
    care 4 u, a word that says there’s no1 but u, that wud b that im
    “devoted” 2 u.

    The word HELLO means:
    H=How are you?
    E=Evrything alright?
    L=Like 2 hear from you!
    L=Love 2 see you soon
    O=Obviously I miss you….
    SO, HELLO (

    (


    ;


    ; )

    ( )
    ; )
    ( )


    ; )

    ((
    ; *


    ; )


    ; *
    ((


    ; )

    “Hi-Gorgeous!”

    One day u’ll ask me: “whats more important to u- me or ur life?” ill say
    “my life” and u’ll go and leave without even knowing that u are my
    life.

    I’ve nothing to offer so it’s love I’m going to send. It’s nothing that I’ve
    borrowed, nor nothing that I’d lend. This love that I send comes with
    my Lifetime Guarantee.

    Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.U stole my heart the moment U looked at
    me,call me crazy call me insane every time my heart beats it mentions
    your name

    How can u tell da rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist, how can u tell da
    leaves not 2 fall wen wind exists, how can u tell me not 2 fall in luv
    wen u exist!

    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

    Night is falling,
    my heart is callin, i feel so lonely, i need u only. Please hold me.

    I have a teddy bear I take 2 bed, if u give me love, i’ll take u instead

    When i grow old, many things will change.. my hair, my eyes, my skin, my
    lips, but nothing can change the way i keep u in my heart.

    The beauty
    of life

    does not
    depend

    on how happy
    you are,

    but on how
    happy others
    can be..

    ..because of you

    Immature love says:”I love you because I need you”.Mature love says:”I need you because I love you”

    don’t love 1, don’t love 2, but love the 1 who loves you

    Are you a doctor?,only i thik i’ve twisted my ankle falling for you!

    Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you
    will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

    Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u
    understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how
    u hold on.

    It takes 2 to tango,2 to kiss,2 to talk & reminisce, so many good things come in 2, & one of those things is me & u!

    I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my
    life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i’m falling in
    love with you!

    The
    moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made
    little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

    I wish I we’re a teddy-bear, sitting on ur bed, then if u dreamt of someone else I’d punch u in the head!!

    My love, words however special … could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

    If dreams were dreams & dreams came true, i wouldn’t b here id b nxt 2 u.

    Distance is 1 thing that keeps us apart, But u will always b n my
    heart!!

    Somewhere,
    some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so
    worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1,
    somewhere, is thinking of u.

    Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

    U´re
    the one I love, the one I need but bad mistakes I´ve done indeed, in
    search for forgivness and happiness too I want to say that I love u ,,,, .*.

    (,’ ‘) (‘ ‘,)
    (‘)=() ()((‘)
    Any 1 lookin, no!
    ,,, .*.
    ( ,”)(“, )
    (‘)=()()((‘)
    be kwik.
    ,,, *.
    ( ‘x’ )
    (‘)=()()((‘)
    mwahh! xxx

    Luv
    will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How
    should I hold u.How do I know if I’m still keeping you or I’m letting
    go…

    Sum broken hearts may never mend, Sum memories may never end, Sum wet tears may never dry but my luv 4U will never die!

    The
    sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good
    morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.

    If
    I had letters “hrt” I can add “ea” and get heart, If I add u then Id
    “hurt” but I rather choose u and get hurt than have a heart without u.

    Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u
    have 2 and i have none!

    Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

    A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will. uve filled a space no one can fill!

    Accidents
    do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care
    at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love
    with u

    There is a saying that goes: You dont have to love in words, because even through the silences, love is always heard!

    I 12:38 I
    I 99 I
    I missed I
    I calls I

    1
    new
    number
    sender :
    sum1 who thinks bout u 24/7!

    I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place

    i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

    When
    I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a
    lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

    A
    memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only
    wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you are.

    Hearts
    could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can
    make a desert from the Nile, but u cant stop my smile when i see ur
    name on my mobile

    Receive
    my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care
    and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take
    Care!

    (>”*”–“””***<)
    ( ö, )”) runnin
    (,(!–!)
    !_!-”

    to give u a hug!

    Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all
    alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope
    so cos honey i want u!

    God above
    please protect the one I love,
    sent with a smile,
    sealed with a kiss,

    I love the one who is reading this
    Good time,
    bad time,
    night time,
    day time,
    work time,
    off time,
    sad time,
    happy time,
    in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time.

    Stars light Stars bright u’re the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I
    wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

    If you really love someone, you’re willing to let go even if it hurts so
    bad. And when he/she comes back to you, that’s TRUE LOVE.

    In the morning I cant eat, cause I’m thinking of you. In the afternoon i
    cant eat, cause I’m thinking of you. At night, I can’t sleep, cause I’m
    Hungry!!!

    In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work
    hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2
    stop rembering u.

    A memory of true love is like a favorite song; no matter how many times it plays again, you never get tired of it

    start ur day by mixing hapines,faith n wisdom. Add a li’l undrstanding, a pinch of hop,spunful of luv.

    Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my
    arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the
    key to my heart

    YOU are d SUNSHINE of my LIFE…You take the clouds away and make me RAINBOWS everyday…Surelly in my HEART you’ll forever stay

    Loving you is like breathing…..

    how can I stop?

    To the world you are one person.

    To one person, you are the world.

    Excuse me do you have a band-aid???

    because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

    Don’t ever frown because you never know who might be in love with your smile. :-)

    Put the person you love and me in a circle not a heart cause a circle goes on for ever and a heart can break!

    If you love me like you told me
    Please be careful with my heart
    Please try your best not to break it
    Or my world will fall apart

    Love was a word I didn’t believe
    Dreams were just a myth
    but my belief
    of things changed
    the day that I found U If I had one life to live,
    I’d spend it all with you.
    You are my life,
    And I LOVE YOU!

    I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your
    name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a
    piece of paper but I accidentally threw it away… I wrote your name in
    my heart and forever it will stay!

    I’m playing a very tricky game that I can’t pause. It’s the game of love.

    My head is in the clouds…
    My heart is in the sky…
    My mind is in a dreamboat…
    And you’re the reason why.

    All my life I prayed for some one like you and I hope that you love me too!

    You know you’re in love when all you can think about is that one special
    person and you can’t stand to be away from them for more then one
    second. You miss then even though they’re standing right next to you.
    You fall asleep thinking about them, and dream about them every night.

    If I could hold a star for everytime you made me smile, I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.

    If your asking if I need you the answer is forever…

    if your askin’ if I’ll leave you the answer is never…

    if your askin’ what I value the answer is you…

    if your askin’ if I love you the answer is I do.

    Once upon a time it happened to me, the sweetest thing that could ever be.
    It was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day that I met you.

    Take my love
    Handle it with care..
    Breaking my heart,
    don’t you dare.

    Your daddy must be a terrorist ‘cus you’re DA BOMB!

    If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you, you’d be sitting in a garden

    I am scared to fall in love…
    I am scared to fall out of love…
    and I am scared of not bein’ loved by the one I love right now!

    They say you fall in love only once, but everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.

    After all this time..
    you’d think i wouldn’t feel the same…
    but time doesn’t stand for anything…
    cause my feelings for you haven’t changed..

    I never knew it would be so hard to love you
    I never knew it would be so hard to forget you
    I never knew it would be so hard to get over you
    Now I cant stop thinking about you!

    See if I were to loose you I wouldnt only be loosing the man of my dreams…. But also my bestfriend.

    To love someone is nothing
    To be loved by someone is something
    To love and be loved by someone is everything

    Love is when you find someone that you can’t live without and you can’t even imagine what your life would be like without them.

    If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d be holding the galaxy.

    A candle may melt and it’s fire may die, But the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

    i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart,id email u kisses but wed stil b
    apart,i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u
    mean da world 2 me

    Grow old with me! ……

    The best is yet to come…

    A butterfly needs its wings … an icebear needs cold weather and I … I need you!

    If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby

    I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

    Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

    SMAK … A mobile kiss… Keep your mobile close to your ear!

    Love is like war … Easy to start … Difficult to end … Impossible to forget…

    What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you
    are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?

    By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

    If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you…

    The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made
    little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

    That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

    I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

    There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to
    you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

    Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

    It’s difficult to find someone like you, it’s like opening a hundred shells
    under the sea to find one pearl. But finding you makes the dive
    worthwhile.

    -<-@
    A rose for you
    Because I love you

    I love you even more than when I started this sentence.

    YOU were the 1st one to ever steal my heart for so long. Never would I want to part coz you are having my HEART!

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z – The one who
    invented alphabets was a genius. But he made a silly mistake by keeping
    “U” and “I” so far.

    Every time I hear my message tone, I always hope that one of them comes from
    you. My phone has limited memory but my heart has unlimited space for
    you.

    Don’t search for love, let love search for you, that is why its called
    falling in love, because you don’t actually force yourself to love. You
    just fall…

    3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

    Forgive my eyes for admiring you. You stole my heart the moment I saw you call
    me crazy, call me insane each time my heart beats it mentions your
    name.

    Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!

    The loveliest days are when you wake up to find that love still colors your
    world thru people who truly care and never fail to forget you.

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  11. hati2 dgn kata2 cinta kepada orang yg kita cinta, karna kalo berlebihan maka bisa mengandung kemusyrikan dan kekafiran, karena meremehkan/mengingkari kekuasaan Allah, dll

    mungkin misalnya kata: AKU TIDAK BISA HIDUP TANPAMU..

    bukankah kita tdk bisa hidup tanpa pertolongan Allah, bukan karena seorang makhluk..

    bukankah hidup dan mati ditangan Allah?! bukan ditangan orang yg kita cintai…

  12. nbh

  13. kren,..lucu,…gokil,…romantiz abiz,…
    puokok na top abis nie postingan…
    thx jax…
    gw jadi bisa mnambah bahan bwt ecemezan…
    hehehhe… :)

  14. Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    ☻why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET’S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
    why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME… and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
    LUV U!

    ☻i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

    ☻I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

    ☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

    ☻My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U, My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!

    ☻i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

    ☻i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

    ☻I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

    ☻i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

    ☻Ferrari’s are red, Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.

    ☻For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I’m glad to say that one is you.

    ☻I don’t wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don’t wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

    ☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you…

    ☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.

    ☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

    ☻A butterfly needs its wings … an icebear needs cold weather and I … I need you!

    ☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!

    ☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

    ☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

    ☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!

    ☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

    ☻To the whole world you are somebody….but to somebody you are the whole world

    ☻the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

    Roses are red and the sky is blue …….. and I love you

    ☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

    ☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

    ☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession

    ☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?

    ☻You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will ‘ALWAYS’ be there when they ALL leave YOU!

    ☻It may sound simple, nothing unique or original… but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you ‘I Miss You A lot!’

    ☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u’ll always be special to me.

    ☻Someday you’ll 4get abt me, …my name, …my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you… But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know… I’ll never 4get you…

    ☻Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won’t 4ever be in style, but having U as my ‘lover’ is 4ever worthwhile….

    ☻So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

    ☻i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

    ☻Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

    ☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

    ☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

    ☻Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to,
    doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

    ☻A B C D E F G H I J
    K L M N O P Q R S
    T V W X Y Z
    oops! i miss “U”

    ☻Love is forever, only the partners change…

    ☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time … it’s because I know … that you aren’t back until tomorrow

    ☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

    ☻Friends are like stars… you don’t see them all the time, but you know they’re there!

    ☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you’ve got friends and one of them is me …

    ☻If love is water, I’ll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I’ll give u the universe… If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me…

    ☻if someone asks me if ur good…il say ur not…if they say ur better…il say
    ur not…why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had…

    ☻To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)

    ☻Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine !

    Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

    ☻It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  15. Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

    smtimes i SMS u,
    smtimes i don’t
    smtimes i reply
    smtimes i 4got…
    but no matter
    how many times
    that SOMETIMES
    u’ll be my FRIEND
    not 4 smtimes
    but 4-EVER

    ============================================

    A ring is round and has no end,

    and that’s how long I’ll be your friend.

    ===============================================

    6 rules to be HAPPY:
    Free your heart from hatred,
    Free your mind from worries,
    Live simply, Expect less,

    Give more and…….

    Always have ME as YOUR FRIEND!

    =========================================================

    Walk with me when u need company.
    Take my hand when u feel all alone.
    Turn to me when u need someone to lean on.
    I’m your friend you can always depend on…

    ======================================================================

    WE met by CHANCE
    Became FRENS by CHOICE,
    GREW in FRIENDSHIP by DECISION,
    and will be FRENS 4 LIFE by COMMITMENT..
    I’M GLAD i have such a FRIEND like YOU!

    ======================================================================

    A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter
    your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, I will treasure the
    friendship between us.

    ======================================================================

    A friend is always welcome.
    Early in the morning or late at night.
    Time is of no importance.
    When it concerns real friendship!

    ======================================================================

    A friend is sweet when it is new.
    But it is sweeter when it is true.
    But do you know that?

    It is the SWEETEST when it is YOU!

    ======================================================================

    ur a FreN wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur
    sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u

    ======================================================================

    FRIENDSHIP is like a tree…
    It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be,

    but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN…

    ======================================================================

    A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can
    dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry,
    come and borrow it!

    ======================================================================

    A phone is a form of communication,
    a kiss is a form of affection.
    A picture is a form of remembrance,
    CHOOSING me as your FRIEND is a form of, ehem GOOD TASTE!

    ======================================================================

    There is a big difference between friendship and a rose…

    Roses last only a while …

    but friendship is for ever

    ======================================================================

    The beauty of Friendship is not just listening when words are spoken, but
    feeling and sharing even when there is nothing but silence…

    ======================================================================

    FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn’T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

    ======================================================================

    Maybe the reason god put spaces in between your fingers was ….

    so another person’s hands could fill it up

    ======================================================================

    They sed Friends r rewards. d more u do gud d mor frnds u can hav.now im
    wondrin coz evendow im not gud i stil hav d best reward..U!

    ======================================================================

    Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u
    feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

    ======================================================================

    Sometimes my mind asked why?
    I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

    ======================================================================

    A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can defend my life. A SOLDIER can
    give me a peaceful life. But only a FRIEND like you can give me a
    MEANINGFUL LIFE…

    ======================================================================

    Our FRIENDSHIP is one of the things I cherish most in my life… We don’t
    have much time to share together, but the times we share together mean
    so much.

    ======================================================================

    In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is
    DEFINITE. You’ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME &
    beyond DISTANCE!

    ======================================================================

    Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

    ======================================================================

    A friend is lyk a book that has 2 b read 2 appreciate its beauty…
    as such, u r 1 of d finest books ever written.
    how i wish u can b reprinted!

    ======================================================================

    KNoWiNG a FRieND LiKe You HaS MaDe Me HaPPY iN a MiLLioN WaYS aND iF eVer i HaVe To LeT You Go . . . . .
    i-WouLD FiND a MiLLioN ReaSoN 2 MaKe You STaY.

    ======================================================================

    Little things you do for friends may sometimes mean so much to them. So simple “HI” i always send especially to you my friend..

    HI! GOOD MORNING!

    ======================================================================

    Friends are like stars…..
    you don’t see them all the time,
    but you know they’re there!

    ======================================================================

    1 tree can start a forest.
    1 smyl can start a friendship.
    1 touch can show u care.
    1 frnd can make lyf worth living.
    10Q 4 being a friend.

    ======================================================================

    Keep me as a friend, and I’ll keep u n my heart, lock it up and throw away d key so dat no one can take u away from me!

    ======================================================================

    FRiENDS
    are
    LiKe
    MiRRoRs…

    THEY ARE OUR
    REFLECTiON!

    (>??*<)
    ( ,”o o”, )
    (,(“)(“)(“)(“),)

    YOUR SO LUCKY
    I’M CUTE!!…xXx

    ======================================================================

    EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U…

    ======================================================================

    my mom alwys told me dat we cud nevr mesur our wealth by money but by our
    friends. How i wish she cud meet u so she’s see how rich i turned out 2
    b!

    ======================================================================

    The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of
    forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends
    4ever.

    ======================================================================

    Without humor, life sucks.
    Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
    But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

    ======================================================================

    If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most
    huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND”
    u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

    ======================================================================

    Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot
    prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

    ======================================================================

    Life is not easy and it will never be,

    but you’ve got friends and one of them is me …

    ======================================================================

    A very special fren of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy
    smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im
    glad i av a freN like u!

    ======================================================================

    Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole. U’ll
    always b my closest friend.u’ll b in my heart 2 the very end.

    ======================================================================

    A good friend is like a computer. She “enters” your life, “saves” you in
    her heart, “formats” your problems, “shifts” you to opportunities and
    never “deletes” you from her memory

    ======================================================================

    R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva
    met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven &
    wait 4 u

    ======================================================================

    Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

    ======================================================================

    I met U as a stranger,
    I leave U as a friend,
    as long as the world stands,
    our friendship nv ends.
    All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

    ======================================================================

    Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is
    worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is
    thinking of u.

    ======================================================================

    In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I’ll always
    be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I’ll do anything 4 u
    coz ur my m8.

    ======================================================================

    Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived. desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b
    reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends
    til da end!.

    ======================================================================

    There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d
    gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!

    ======================================================================

    Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!

    ======================================================================

    Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
    years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

    ======================================================================

    like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent
    rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

    ======================================================================

    Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings
    sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I’ll
    always b there!

    ======================================================================

    Frndship s not about bcoming sumbody els’s “perfect frnd”, its about finding
    sum1 hu helps u bcome d best person u can be. take care!

    ======================================================================

    People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some
    say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

    ======================================================================

    GOD has given me:

    BRAIN – 2 think of u everyday,
    HEART – 2 be touched by every msg u send,
    FINGERS – 2 txt u every now and then,

    YOU – 2 be my dearest FRIEND! :-)

    ======================================================================

    Under the sea, there lays a rock.
    In the rock, there is an envelope.
    In the envelope, there is a paper.
    On the paper, there are 3 words… ‘Forget me not’

    ======================================================================

    Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

    ======================================================================

    I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as
    you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to
    remain my friend !!!

    ======================================================================

    Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together – they NEVER say good-bye.

    ======================================================================

    The test of Friendship doesn’t come when you’re together it comes when you
    part ways & u realize that despite the distance, the friendship is
    still there.

    ======================================================================

    A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can
    go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend
    is u!

    ======================================================================

    As long as we have memories,
    yesterday remains,
    as long as we have hope,
    tomorrow awaits.
    As long as we have Friendship,
    each day is never a waste.

    ======================================================================

    HÖW 2 TÉST UR FRiÉNDS FiRST BÜRN DÉM ÄLiVÉ NÉXT HÄNG DÉM ÜPSiDÉ DÖWN DÉN
    TRÖW DÉM iNTÖ D ÖCÉÄN BÜT U DÖNT HÄV 2 DÖ DÄT 2 MÉ CÖZ iM NÖT ÜR
    FRiÉND.. iM ÜR ANGÉL

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  16. ingaat! meskipun hati hancur lebur karna Cinta jangan merugikan diri kita sendiri

  17. ciiiip dach

  18. bagus ni blog… bisa buat tambah2 yg mau di sms

  19. bagus ni…I like it…thanx ya

  20. sms romantis lengkap di: http://www.funsms.net

    try it!

  21. PuuuuaZzzzZz……………..

    bgt DecH…bacaNya…………..

  22. gila…… asli romantis banget…..
    mantep lah pokoknya…..

    lagi dong yg romrntis romantis………………..
    kehabisan setok ni…………….

  23. khklnlkdh noiidsklN su’POJgl;s ehznkljzjgmnld;zjg zpgjfldjz;jgo pgfodzorjepozgkmnfdzj9e0043l;jg e7gt90r8e070agtre re797g097r09eag 98regoroeiu098rjrkrdorrldzr

  24. asslm..
    ga da cinta sejati di dalam pacaran..
    cinta sejati bisa diperoleh bila kita sudah menjalani ikatan suci pernikahan..
    jazaakumulooh..

  25. BaGoe…sss!!

  26. fdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

  27. sumpah kre bgt ni

    gokil abiss dahhh
    ga nyesel gw bca smuanya….

  28. cool…! welldone….! thx

  29. gila keren bangeettttttttttttttttttt tu sms. i like it…….;….
    tapi g ada lagi sms rayuanya

  30. SMSnya asik bangeetzz
    jd gampang donk jd play boy

  31. wew sms nya bagus2 banget makaci ya w jd dpt banyak kt2 buat sms

  32. walaupun aq benci musim dingin, tpi aq suka salju
    walaupun aq benci musim hujan, tpi aq suka air
    walaupun aq benci musim gugur, tpi aq suka matahari
    walaupun aq benci musim semi, tpi aq suka bunga
    walaupun aq benci dunia ini, tpi aq suka kamu satu-satu nya
    you are the whole world for me!!!! (((kamu adalah sgalanya bagiku)))

  33. SMS’ny BAGUS

    lumyan Buat kolexi,,,,,,,

  34. _ManthaPz_

  35. Hai dRa.. kTa2 Qm bguz bgT Y_ gx baix Lw Qta bNci dunia, bLum TnTu semUa Na MnyaKitkan hati… Ehmmmmm. Q sKa LiaT cmz RmNtiz nE… LaeN x TmBah Lgi Yahhhhh….assalamualaikum….

  36. Cool abiezzz Ne bLog… MeT SukSes!!

  37. Cool Bgt….

  38. bagus banget

  39. I LikE This cMz…. gOOd LucK bRow.

  40. ciip lah…….

  41. keyen abizZzZ…
    nggak nyesel abis baca….

  42. Bagus & Coool Banget………………

  43. keren abizzzzzzzzzzz!! buat yang banyak lagi, ku tunggu!!!

  44. wow kweerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn

  45. bgus bgt loch……….!

  46. “TeZz PeRasAAN”
    1. TLpn kLo
    “ciNTa”
    2. Sms kLo
    “SaYan9″
    3. MisCaLL kLo
    “saHabaT”
    4. cM kLo
    “pEdUli”
    5. AbaiKaN kLo
    “beNci”

    wKTu 5 meNIT tUk memiliH !

  47. cieeee…. ileee……
    capa tu yang pinter bangetzzz ngebanyol…..
    lumanyan buat hiburan dikala hati gelizah,, alah,,,
    selamat berkarya………
    but puisi cintanya kurang menggetarkan jiwa….
    collyyyy……..

  48. MeManG BeNAR???????PACARAN GAK BOlEH??????????TaPi q Itu IrI Ma tEmEn-tEmEn yang BOLEH paCaRaN.

  49. KATA-kAtA xN iTu kErEn2 aBiZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  50. Saat berdoa aku tidak melihat tuhan…
    Tapi aku tau tuhan Mendengar….
    Saat aku sms aku tidak melihatmu…
    Tapi aku tau kamu baca sms ku dengan senyum manis.
    Met malem !!

  51. Cool banget…. kalau seandainya semua orang mengamalkannya, pasti dunia ini akan aman… ehmmmm!!!!!

  52. keren habzzz

  53. aduh……………..bang……… sakit5, sabar la sayang sikit lagi tu betahan ya? dah sampai pun ha nanti abang jengok ko kat hospital

  54. lihat atas nampak ticak lihat tepi nampak spender lihat bawah napak apa?
    napak najisla, kat tandas tengah lancar roket

  55. abu! apa ? kau tengah buat apa.
    ala macam biasa
    macam biasa apa
    lancarkan rockey?
    celaka! satu jam aku tunggu kau

  56. ok

  57. T-O-P deh…

  58. mantapppppppppppppppppp bantasssssssssssss takubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

  59. cinta cinta dan cinta ketika cinta ada hati bagai berbunga-bunga tapi bila sakit hati bagai kena petir disiang hari bolong cinta sejati hanya ada didunai hayal yang selalu di impikan oleh setiap orang cinta dusta yang selalu ada dihidup setiap orang,,,,, setiap orang memiliki cinta dan kebagian hanya orang yang beruntung saja yang mendapatkan cinta sejati terkadang orang tadak memikirkan tentang cinta dan hanya satu impian hanya cinta sejati yang membuat orang bahagia dan merasa dirinya memiliki cinta yang begitu sempurna dihidup kita. selesai. riskyyyyyyyyy githuuuuuuuu

  60. co cweet…..^^

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  61. CINTA DI MALAY – UAT ORANG LUPA SEGALANYA

  62. ORANG jika bercinta selalunya memilihingini cari cinta sejati masa sekarang ni saja susah selama saya hidup ni belum pernah jumpa orang yang cintasejati pasti ada yang pandang harta ,tampang ,agama ,bangsa, kepibadian,dll itu saja betul tk betul betulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll……………………………………………………………………?

  63. GUYON santai tp serius, bahkan yang lebih serius, wah….TOP banged dwech… cocok untuk semua kalangan……. salam kenal 4 u all…….

  64. hmmm….
    Cueren, lmayan cueren koQ…
    hehehe

    Love is cinta ( kumpulan sms cinta romantis – sms love – sms lucu – sms gombal – sms sayang – sms mesra- sms humor – sms jayus – sms aneh – sms unik – versi inggris)

  65. ssorang yg menyibukan diri hanya untuk mendapatkan cinta dari makhluk, ssungguhnya ia telah membuat Allah lalai u/ mencintainya… karna ia telah lalai, mencintai makhluk bukan karna Allah

  66. “”Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left

    has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.””
    Nice Sms .Thank You . Visit this for some more.
    Love Sms

    Thank You

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