kumpulan sms nyentrik, sms eksentrik, sms eksotik, sms eksotis, sms happy birthday, sms sebelum tidur, sms bangun tidur, sms selamat tidur, sms met bobo
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tukang tahu
anaknya kembar
how r u
apa kabar..
http://astidharmastuti.blogspot.com/
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melon manis di air es
kemana ajach lo ga’ pernah sms
anak tikus rindu ibunya
sombong nich ceritanya
ada kepompong ada kupu
bales donk sms dari aku
http://cahtresno.multiply.com/
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layang-layang terbang melayang
jtuh ke lapangan di ambil orang
jauh-jauh pacar ku datang
sudah dekat di ambil orang
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roti srikaya campur pizza?? permisi orang kaya mo buang pulza..
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buah markisa buah kedondong, orang susah bales donk..
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strobery di makan panda, sory cuma bercanda..he..he..
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aktipkan pi-ring anda dengan menu bakso s.d sate, raih diskon 10% ketik LAPER kirim ke perut anda(rp.7000 + es teh) untuk stop ketik WAREG (Bhs jawa artinya Kenyang)…peace ^,^’
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inget ga kamu waktu kita SMA, dulu kita tuch pernah naek angkot bareng, kamu keluarin muka kamu lewat jendela, sedangkan aku keluarin pantat ke jendela dan orang2 bilang klo kita tuch kembar…wkwkwkwkwk
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mau bo2 ala UNGU “ROWMAN”2′y mau tidur nich! jangan lupa “ONCI” pintu biar ga di “MAKI” bonyok. moga mimpi “ENDA”, jangan lupa “PASHA”lat doain aq yach…
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kok tiba2 aku khawatir ama kamu yach…aku takut ada apa2..aku takut sesuatu terjadi ma kamu..plizzz hari ini aku mohon banget sama kamu.. jangan ngepet dulu yach..
<)’..’(>
((00)) ngook..
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hari sudah malam…
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(( )) burung sudah tidur…
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(-.-) kelinci juga dah tidur…
<)”.”.”(>
((..)) lho koq kamu masih melek???? mo ngepet yach..??? ha..ha..ha..
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.;**;.
(-_-)
>”)(“< melamun..
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(=_=)
>”)(“< sedih..
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(#.#)
>”)(“< bingung..
githukan gaya kamu kalo belum terima sms dari aku???
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http://cutest02.blogspot.com/2008/07/sms-asyik.html
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kumpulan sms nyentrik, sms eksentrik, sms eksotik, sms eksotis, sms happy birthday, sms sebelum tidur, sms bangun tidur, sms selamat tidur, sms met bobo
Filed under: humor yg aneh
kumpulan sms cinta – sms cinta lucu mesra romantis gokil jayus jadul
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☻Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
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☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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☻What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
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☻Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
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☻Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
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☻Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
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☻Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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☻If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby
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☻In my dreams you’re mine, in my life you’re a dream.
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☻Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
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☻Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!
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☻Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less … in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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☻You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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☻There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!
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☻I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
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☻I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you
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☻I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
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☻You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
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☻Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
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☻Don’t listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!
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☻If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I’d still miss you,but at least I would be rich!
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☻Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it’s true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
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☻Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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☻If I was a fly, I would fly to you now… but I’m not so I need to stay home and cry!
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☻Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party…
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☻What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
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☻If loving you is wrong,then I don’t wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we’ll win every fight.
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☻At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you…
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☻Life is much brighter with you around !
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☻Don’t let your mind rule over your heart.
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☻You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree … but the best way is to fall in love with ME
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☻Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!
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☻Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
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☻Where ever you’re going, I’m going your way !
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☻Are you free for the rest of your life?
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☻During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
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☻I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
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☻Love is…looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
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☻I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???
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☻Ferrari’s are red, Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.
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☻Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I … I dream of you.
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☻If love is blind, how will she find me ?
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☻Never make love in the garden or in the fields…… For love might be blind but your neighbours not!
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☻The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
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☻Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you’re my friend!!!
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☻I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights….but you I love more !
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☻I would have answered your letter sooner but you did not write me one.
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☻I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
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☻I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead
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☻Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
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sumber: http://www.funsms.net
situs anti pacaran: http://www.pacaranislamikenapa.wordpress.com
http://www.majalah-elfata.com
kumpulan sms cinta – sms cinta lucu mesra romantis gokil jayus jadul
kumpulan sms anekdot – sms guyonan – sms banyolan – sms ngocol – sms iseng – cerita lucu – cerita lelucon – sms garing – sms joke – sms yang bikin ketawa
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☻I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
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☻Join the army, meet interesting people and then … kill them…
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☻All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise ‘my’ hand …
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☻Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
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☻I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
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☻I said no to drugs, but the drugs did not listen!
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☻I started out with nothing… and I still have most of it!
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☻My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day… I wonder where she’d be by now.
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☻Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering …
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☻Keep the school clean … stay home!
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☻Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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☻We do have to go to school … Have to is force … Forcing is slavery …. Slavery is forbidden … SO … we do not have to go to school!
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☻The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
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☻No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
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☻The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist????
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☻It’s the one who won’t be taken, who cannot seem to give.
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☻It’s the soul afraid of dying … That never learns to live
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☻It’s the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
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☻It’s the heart afraid of Breaking … that never learns to dance.
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☻Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down
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☻Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
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☻Boys say it’s great, boys say it’s fine. 9 months later they say it’s not mine !
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☻Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
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☻No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :”why would I take the risk?”
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☻We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
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☻Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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☻Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.
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☻I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
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☻Nok nok. Who’s there? ….. Marie …… Marie who? …… Marie who wanna…!!
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☻Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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☻Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon….& suddenly I thought…where on earth is my roof?
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sumber;
http://www.funsms.net/
situs anti pacaran: http://www.pacaranislamikenapa.wordpress.com
http://www.majalah-elfata.com
kumpulan sms anekdot – sms guyonan – sms banyolan – sms ngocol – sms iseng – cerita lucu – cerita lelucon – sms garing – sms joke – sms yang bikin ketawa
sms love – sms cinta (kumpulan sms cinta romantis)
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Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
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☻It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.
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☻i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite
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☻I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
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☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?
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☻My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U, My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!
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☻i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.
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☻i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
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☻I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!
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☻i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
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☻Ferrari’s are red, Lambo’s are blue… but I am as happy in a mini with you.
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☻For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I’m glad to say that one is you.
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☻I don’t wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don’t wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
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☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you…
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☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
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☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
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☻A butterfly needs its wings … an icebear needs cold weather and I … I need you!
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☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!
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☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
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☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
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☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
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☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
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☻To the whole world you are somebody….but to somebody you are the whole world
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☻the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
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Roses are red and the sky is blue …….. and I love you
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☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
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☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
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☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
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☻You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will ‘ALWAYS’ be there when they ALL leave YOU!
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☻It may sound simple, nothing unique or original… but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you ‘I Miss You A lot!’
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☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u’ll always be special to me.
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☻Someday you’ll 4get abt me, …my name, …my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you… But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know… I’ll never 4get you…
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☻Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won’t 4ever be in style, but having U as my ‘lover’ is 4ever worthwhile….
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☻So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
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☻i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
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☻Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
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☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
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☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
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☻Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to,
doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
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☻A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss “U”
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☻Love is forever, only the partners change…
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☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time … it’s because I know … that you aren’t back until tomorrow
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☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
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☻Friends are like stars… you don’t see them all the time, but you know they’re there!
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☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you’ve got friends and one of them is me …
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☻If love is water, I’ll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I’ll give u the universe… If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me…
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☻why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET’S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME… and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
LUV U!
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☻if someone asks me if ur good…il say ur not…if they say ur better…il say
ur not…why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had…
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☻What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
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☻Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
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☻ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.
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sumber: http://www.funsms.net
situs anti pacaran: http://www.pacaranislamikenapa.wordpress.com
http://www.majalah-elfata.com
sms love – sms cinta (kumpulan sms cinta romantis)
SMS-SMS CINTA (kumpulan sms cinta romantis)
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☻People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
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☻A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
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☻If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
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☻If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
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☻A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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☻Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.
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☻A ring is round and has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend!!!
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☻If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I’m your friend!
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☻You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
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☻when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.
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You asked me who I liked and I said no one… but what I really meant was no one but you
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If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I’ll sleep forever
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Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself
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There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
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A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I’ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I’ve cried.
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When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it’s a piece of cake!
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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happend.
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î’M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î’ll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í’Vé tó SaY gooDbYê…
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MuM: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!
Mum: Are they working???
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes… It’s working.
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SEA CAN BE DRY .
MOUNTAIN CAN BE FLY.
U CAN FORGET ME .
BUT NEVER CAN I…..
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if one star will fall everytime i miss you… all stars will be out of the sky now…. so if ever there will be no stars tonight it’s all your fault….. u made me miss you so much!!!!
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Every time I say ‘how are you?’ my heart says ‘I care for you.’. Everytime I ask ‘how have you been?’ my heart whispers ‘I miss you’
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People Live, People Die. People Laugh, People Cry. Some Give Up and Some Will Try. Some Say Hi and Some Say Bye!. Others May Forget You! But Never Will i
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Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some Have a Nice Smile & Some of Them Have a Nice Face But You Have All of Them Including a nice Heart…
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HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE….
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UR SMILE
Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier
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they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there’s only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true
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Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.
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kumpulan sms cinta romantis
sumber:
http://www.funsms.net/
situs anti pacaran: http://www.pacaranislamikenapa.wordpress.com
http://www.majalah-elfata.com
kumpulan sms patah hati – sms broken heart
http://www.funsms.net
situs anti pacaran: http://www.pacaranislamikenapa.wordpress.com
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Should I smile because we are friends or should I cry because I know that’s all we will ever be?
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Da worst feelin in da world is to be missing some1 when u sitting right beside them knowing u cant have them.
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The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love love someone else.
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What’s da meaning of life if u cant breathe……
what’s da meaning of sight if u cant see…
what’s da meaning of love if it dont come true???
what’s da meaning of me if there’s no you???
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The sky
without stars:
like sleep
without dreams
like song
without music
like rose
without smell
like face
without smile
like ME
without U!
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Dont say u love me unless u really mean it, cuz i might do something crazy like believe it!!….
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i loved you once,
you loved me not,
i loved you twice,
but then i thought,
you dont love me,
and never will,
but even so,
i love you still!!!
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World is cruel, love is blind….
Lost in sadness, blur in mind….
Heart is broken, flame had died….
Time has passed but why is he…still not MINE???
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kumpulan sms patah hati – sms broken heart
http://www.funsms.net
situs anti pacaran: http://www.pacaranislamikenapa.wordpress.com
kumpulan sms plesetan – cerita plesetan – kalimat plesetan – cerita lelucon – kalimat lucu – kalimat joke – cerita joke – sms joke – sms plesetan
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☻Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
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☻What do the military do in a civil war ?
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☻What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
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☻What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
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☻Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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☻If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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☻What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
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☻When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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☻Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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Im a nobody.. nobody is perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…
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A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
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º”Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”
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“Your best friends are going to hurt you every once in a while, you must forgive them for that.”
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If u say RUN! i’ll ask HOW FAR? if u say JUMP! i’ll ask HOW HIGH? if u say SWIM! i’ll ask HOW DEEP? but if you say GO! i’ll say NO!, I’ll stay with u. 4eva friend!
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if u feel like needing someone ‘n theres a hundred steps between us. U can take only one step to GeT NEaR Me AnD I’ll TaKe ALL. ThE 99 StEpS To Be ThErE FoR U
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DoN’T WaLk BeHiNd Me I’M AfRaId I CoUlD NoT LeAD. DoN’t WaLk In FrOnT Of Me. I’m AfRaId I CoUld NoT FoLLoW. WaLK BeSiDe Me And Be My FrIeNd ForEvEr
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You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart
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Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines… it all comes naturally, just like loving you
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Aku ingin mencintaimu dengan sederhana Dengan kata yang tak sempat diucapkan kayu kepada api yang menjadikannya abu,
dengan isyarat yang tak sempat disampaikan awan kepada hujan yang menjadikannya tiada.
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Musim Terindah adalah ….
Ketika kau nyalakan pagi dengan senyummu
Ketika kau payungi siang dengan sapamu
Ketika kau tutup malam dengan belai manjamu
I luv u…
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Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time…
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Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down…
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MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
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if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control
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A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye
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Smart Student: When the yellow morning sun comes, I see the beautiful girl wearing a pink dress walking through the green grass.
Naughty Student: I heard the telephone ringing, green…green…, then I pinked up the receiver and said, “Yellow, who’s speaking there?
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KETAHUILAH BAHWA ALLAH BERADA DIATAS LANGIT
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penulis: Al Ustadz Abdul Hakim bin Amir Abdat
Imam Abu Hanifah berkata :
Artinya :
“Barangsiapa yang mengingkari sesungguhnya Allah berada di atas langit, maka sesungguhnya ia telah kafir”.
Adapun terhadap orang yang tawaqquf (diam) dengan mengatakan “aku tidak tahu apakah Tuhanku di langit atau di bumi”. Berkata Imam Abu Hanifah : “Sesungguhnya dia telah ‘Kafir !”.
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Imam Malik bin Anas telah berkata :
Artinya :
“Allah berada di atas langit, sedangkan ilmunya di tiap-tiap tempat, tidak tersembunyi sesuatupun dari-Nya”.
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Imam Asy-Syafi’iy telah berkata :
Artinya :
“Dan sesungguhnya Allah di atas ‘Arsy-Nya di atas langit-Nya”
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Imam Ahmad bin Hambal pernah di tanya : “Allah di atas tujuh langit diatas ‘Arsy-Nya, sedangkan kekuasaan-Nya dan ilmu-Nya berada di tiap-tiap tempat.?
Jawab Imam Ahmad :
Artinya :
“Benar ! Allah di atas ‘Arsy-Nya dan tidak sesuatupun yang tersembunyi dari pengetahuan-nya”.
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Imam Ali bin Madini pernah ditanya : “Apa perkataan Ahlul Jannah ?”.
Beliau menjawab :
Artinya :
“Mereka beriman dengan ru’yah (yakni melihat Allah pada hari kiamat dan di sorga khusus bagi kaum mu’minin), dan dengan kalam (yakni bahwa Allah berkata-kata), dan sesungguhnya Allah ‘Azza wa Jalla di atas langit di atas ‘Arsy-Nya Ia istiwaa”.
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Imam Tirmidzi telah berkata :
Artinya :
“Telah berkata ahli ilmu : “Dan Ia (Allah) di atas ‘Arsy sebagaimana Ia telah sifatkan diri-Nya”.
(Baca : “Al-Uluw oleh Imam Dzahabi yang diringkas oleh Muhammad Nashiruddin Al-Albani di hal : 137, 140, 179, 188, 189 dan 218. Fatwa Hamawiyyah Kubra oleh Syaikhul Islam Ibnu Taimiyyah hal: 51, 52, 53, 54 dan 57).
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Telah berkata Imam Ibnu Khuzaimah -Imamnya para imam- :
Artinya :
“Barangsiapa yang tidak menetapkan sesungguhnya Allah Ta’ala di atas ‘Arsy-Nya Ia istiwaa di atas tujuh langit-Nya, maka ia telah kafir dengan Tuhannya…”.
(Riwayat ini shahih dikeluarkan oleh Imam Hakim di kitabnya Ma’rifah “Ulumul Hadits” hal : 84).
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Telah berkata Syaikhul Islam Imam Abdul Qadir Jailani -diantara perkataannya- :
“Tidak boleh mensifatkan-Nya bahwa Ia berada diatas tiap-tiap tempat, bahkan (wajib) mengatakan : Sesungguhnya Ia di atas langit (yakni) di atas ‘Arsy sebagaimana Ia telah berfirman :”Ar-Rahman di atas ‘Arsy Ia istiwaa (Thaha : 5). Dan patutlah memuthlakkan sifat istiwaa tanpa ta’wil sesungguhnya Ia istiwaa dengan Dzat-Nya di atas ‘Arsy. Dan keadaan-Nya di atas ‘Arsy telah tersebut pada tiap-tiap kitab yang. Ia turunkan kepada tiap-tiap Nabi yang Ia utus tanpa (bertanya):”Bagaimana caranya Allah istiwaa di atas ‘Arsy-Nya ?” (Fatwa Hamawiyyah Kubra hal : 87).
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Demikianlah aqidah salaf, salah satunya ialah Imam Abdul Qadir Jailani yang di Indonesia di sembah-sembah dijadikan berhala oleh penyembah-penyembah qubur dan orang-orang bodoh. Kalau sekiranya Imam kita ini hidup pada zaman kita sekarang ini dan beliau melihat betapa banyaknya orang-orang yang menyembah dengan meminta-minta kepada beliau dengan “tawasul”, tentu beliau akan mengingkari dengan sangat keras dan berlepas diri dari qaum musyrikin tersebut.
Inna lillahi wa innaa ilaihi raaji’un !!.
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Sesungguhnya bertanya dengan pertanyaan : “Dimana Allah ?, disyariatkan dan penanya telah mengikuti Rasulullah SAW.
Wajib menjawab : “Sesungguhnya Allah di atas langit atau di atas ‘Arsy”. Karena yang dimaksud di atas langit adalah di atas ‘Arsy. Jawaban ini membuktikan keimanannya sebagai mu’min atau mu’minah. Sebagaimana Nabi SAW, telah menyatakan keimanan budak perempuan, karena jawabannya : Allah di atas langit !.
Wajib mengi’tiqadkan sesungguhnya Allah di atas langit, yakni di atas ‘Arsy-Nya.
Barangsiapa yang mengingkari wujud Allah di atas langit, maka sesungguhnya ia telah kafir.
Barangsiapa yang tidak membolehkan bertanya : Dimana Allah ? maka sesungguhnya ia telah menjadikan dirinya lebih pandai dari Rasulullah SAW, bahkan lebih pandai dari Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’ala. Na’udzu billah.
Barangsiapa yang tidak menjawab : Sesungguhnya Allah di atas langit, maka bukanlah ia seorang mukmin atau mukminah.
Barangsiapa yang mempunyai iti’qad bahwa bertanya :”Dimana Allah ?” akan menyerupakan Allah dengan mahluk-nya, maka sesunguhnya ia telah menuduh Rasulullah SAW jahil/bodoh !. Na’udzu billah !
Barangsiapa yang mempunyai iti’qad bahwa Allah berada dimana-mana tempat, maka sesunguhnya ia telah kafir.
Barangsiapa yang tidak mengetahui dimana Tuhannya, maka bukankah ia penyembah Allah ‘Azza wa Jalla, tetapi ia menyembah kepada “sesuatu yang tidak ada”.
Ketahuilah ! Bahwa sesunguhnya Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’ala di atas langit, yakni di atas ‘Arsy-Nya di atas sekalian mahluk-Nya, telah setuju dengan dalil naqli dan aqli serta fitrah manusia.
Adapun dalil naqli, telah datang berpuluh ayat Al-Qur’an dan hadits yang mencapai derajat mutawatir. Demikian juga keterangan Imam-imam dan Ulama-ulama Islam, bahkan telah terjadi ijma’ diantara mereka kecuali kaum ahlul bid’ah. Sedangkan dalil aqli yang sederhanapun akan menolak jika dikatakan bahwa Allah berada di segala tempat !.
Adapun fitrah manusia, maka lihatlah jika manusia -baik muslim atau kafir- berdo’a khususnya apabila mereka terkena musibah, mereka angkat kepala-kepala mereka ke langit sambil mengucapkan ‘Ya … Tuhan..!. Manusia dengan fitrahnya mengetahui bahwa penciptanya berada di tempat yang tinggi, di atas sekalian mahluk-Nya yakni di atas ‘Arsy-Nya. Bahkan fitrah ini terdapat juga pada hewan dan tidak ada yang mengingkari fitrah ini kecuali orang yang telah rusak fitrahnya.
Tambahan
Sebagian ikhwan telah bertanya kepada saya (Abdul Hakim bin Amir Abdat) tentang ayat :
Artinya :
“Dan Dia-lah Allah di langit dan di bumi, Dia mengetahui rahasia kamu dan yang kamu nyatakan, dan Dia mengetahui apa-apa yang kamu kerjakan “. (Al-An’am : 3)
Saya jawab : Ahli tafsir telah sepakat sebagaimana dinukil Imam Ibnu Katsir mengingkari kaum Jahmiyyah yang membawakan ayat ini untuk mengatakan :
“Innahu Fii Qulli Makaan”
“Sesungguhnya Ia (Allah) berada di tiap-tiap tempat !”.
Maha Suci Allah dari perkataan kaum Jahmiyyah ini !
Adapun maksud ayat ini ialah :
Dialah yang dipanggil (diseru/disebut) Allah di langit dan di bumi.
Yakni : Dialah yang disembah dan ditauhidkan (diesakan) dan ditetapkan bagi-Nya Ilaahiyyah (Ketuhanan) oleh mahluk yang di langit dan mahluk yang di bumi, kecuali mereka yang kafir dari golongan Jin dan manusia.
Ayat tersebut seperti juga firman Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’ala.
Artinya :
“Dan Dia-lah yang di langit (sebagai) Tuhan, dan di bumi (sebagai) Tuhan, dan Dia Maha Bijaksana (dan) Maha mengetahui”. (Az-Zukhruf : 84)
Yakni : Dia-lah Allah Tuhan bagi mahluk yang di langit dan bagi mahluk yang di bumi dan Ia disembah oleh penghuni keduanya. (baca : Tafsir Ibnu Katsir Juz 2 hal 123 dan Juz 4 hal 136).
Bukanlah dua ayat di atas maksudnya : Allah ada di langit dan di bumi atau berada di segala tempat!. Sebagaimana ta’wilnya kaum Jahmiyyah dan yang sepaham dengan mereka. Atau perkataan orang-orang yang “diam” Tidak tahu Allah ada di mana !.
Mereka selain telah menyalahi ayat-ayat Al-Qur’an dan Hadits Nabi serta keterangan para sahabat dan Imam-imam Islam seluruhnya, juga bodoh terhadap bahasa Arab yang dengan bahasa Arab yang terang Al-Quran ini diturunkan Allah Subhanahu wa Ta’ala.
Imam Abu Abdillah Al-Muhasiby dalam keterangan ayat di atas (Az-Zukhruf : 84) menerangkan : “Yakni Tuhan bagi penduduk langit dan Tuhan bagi penduduk bumi. Dan yang demikian terdapat di dalam bahasa, (umpamanya ) engkau berkata : “Si Fulan penguasa di (negeri) Khirasan, dan di Balkh, dan di Samarqand”, padahal ia berada di satu tempat”. Yakni : Tidak berarti ia berada di tiga tempat meskipun ia menguasai ketiga negeri tersebut. Kalau dalam bahasa Indonesia, umpamanya kita berkata “Si Fulan penguasa di Jakarta, dan penguasa di Bogor, dan penguasa di Bandung”. Sedangkan ia berada di satu tempat.
Bagi Allah ada perumpamaan/misal yang lebih tinggi (baca : Fatwa Hamawiyyah Kubra hal : 73).
Adapun orang yang “diam” (tawaqquf) dengan mengatakan : “Kami tidak tahu Dzat Allah di atas ‘Arsy atau di bumi”, mereka ini adalah orang-orang yang telah memelihara kebodohan !. Allah Rabbul ‘Alamin telah sifatkan diri-Nya dengan sifat-sifat ini, yang salah satunya bahwa Ia istiwaa (bersemayam) di atas ‘Arsy-Nya supaya kita mengetahui dan menetapkannya. Oleh karena itu “diam” darinya dengan ucapan “kita tidak tahu” nyata telah berpaling dari maksud Allah. Pantaslah kalau Abu Hanifah mengkafirkan orang yang berfaham demikian, sama seperti orang yang menta’wilnya.
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